bigdice67
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2003 09:10 am
why is it that I always frows tired 20 minutes before my evening shift starts???
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blatham
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2003 09:21 am
When in central BC in mid-summer and it is 105 degrees and the wind feels like it is exhausting straight from the tailpipe of God's overheated Humvee and when even the blackbears, trying to mouth some raw Canadian obscenity ("Sheeeit!") speak incomprehensibly, mouths full of swollen sunburned tongue, and when you and your beautiful woman-friend slip naked into the refreshing and life affirming bosom-womb of her large swimming pool where no longer applicable are either the law of gravity or any assorted local injunctions regarding matters of appropriate moral behavior, one begins to understand that the dolphins were very wise indeed to return to the sea.
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mac11
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2003 09:36 am
Did the dolphins leave the sea? I missed that.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2003 09:40 am
that naproxen is really helping
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fealola
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2003 09:45 am
i wonder what that is.
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2003 12:06 pm
Much better, blatham.
Thank you.

It is hotter here than in the Bahamas.
Water...yes, much water is needed.
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fealola
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2003 01:30 pm
have mercy
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2003 03:53 pm
mercy hospital
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2003 03:57 pm
the space between myself and my head is vacuous, i can't get there from here.
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fealola
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2003 03:59 pm
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez.
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blatham
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 09:03 am
dys

Bridging tips:

1. try naproXen(c)...it has worked very well for both ehBeth and myself, shrinking the distance between post-actualized self and interior monologues to within grappling-hook range. As always, some side effects are to be expected (my gums have grown over my teeth) but there is no free ride in this life.

2. encourage cognitive regions to proximate by placing your head in a barrel-bander while thinking ONLY ONE THING.
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firenskye
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 12:30 pm
I am just thinking about how i can get out of work early.. hee hee Razz
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Diane
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 09:10 pm
As usual, I'm wondering about Blatham. The poor dear worries me sometimes; I mean, how on earth can he possibly know about antelope rutting in a sweaty downtown Dallas elevator? How much time does he spend in Dallas elevators and WHY does he spend that much time in Dallas elevators? Does it increase the experience of the bosom-womb swimming pool experience? Rolling Eyes

What one thing should Dys be thinking????

If the naproxen doesn't work, I'll bake brownies...... Cool

Welcome fire_n_skye. Are you sure you're ready for this craziness? :wink:
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sumac
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 11:58 am
Not to worry about Blatham. He is delightfully insane.
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 12:21 pm
I should write it up.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 10:12 pm
Elevators and swimming pools have much in common, and if Blatham's posts are read slowly and with attention to energy and magnetism, one might understand the momentary vacauosity between Dys' self and his brain..................Diane, please bring on the brownies.................. :wink:

Insanity........ ahhhhhh yes, I agree............

Oh and the dolphins, let's never forget the wisdom of the dolphins.....
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blatham
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 12:16 pm
Sex is on my mind today. Hot sweaty slippery summer sex. Sex that would frighten forest creatures and set even a compassionate and forgiving god to some anxiousness.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 05:28 pm
anxious today for some reason
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 05:38 pm
Nothing to do with Blatham's post, I hope. He's too far away to pose a real threat, you know.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2003 07:18 pm
Yeah, I know
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