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Utterly Unlikely Utterances!

 
 
Chumly
 
Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 04:37 am
Simple idea, all you need do is write out an utterance you're unlikely to erÂ… utter.


"I cant remember the last time a man touched me below the waist!"
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 04:49 am
"You wanna f@#k?"
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lmur
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 05:00 am
"Not in front of the ladies, Mr Tyson. I suggest we take this outside."
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 06:02 am
Laughing
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 06:39 am
"i realize i have the winning numbers, but i really couldn't accept such a large amount of money"
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 06:40 am
"i do"
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 06:49 am
"Get away from me, Frenchy!"
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 09:32 am
Oh, I love spam. Just advertise whatever you want to on A2K.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 09:35 am
I'm going to trade the Porsche for a Volvo Station wagon.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 09:47 am
"see that sheep over there, she's pretty"
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 07:40 pm
I was thinking about getting a pet spider.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 08:07 pm
Could you play "Oh Canada" again, I just can't get enough of that tune!
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Diane
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 08:20 pm
I want to be 50 again.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 09:56 pm
Maybe I'll have another baby before I go through my menopause.
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msolga
 
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Reply Sun 31 Dec, 2006 10:16 pm
Great idea, Montana!



Razz
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Roberta
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jan, 2007 07:25 am
Everything is perfectly wonderful. I can't think of a thing to complain about.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jan, 2007 07:30 am
"Try to use less dynamite"
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Tico
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jan, 2007 07:36 am
Everyone, especially people who liquor it up, should own a gun.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jan, 2007 07:42 am
I have finally seen the light. I am going to join a convent.
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squinney
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jan, 2007 07:49 am
"Ahhh. What a cute little snake! Can I hold him?"

"With my kids? I'd definitely say the teen years were the best."

"My New Years Resolution is to climb Mt. Everest."
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