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the Frog Prince

 
 
Reply Thu 28 Dec, 2006 03:52 am
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to all girls when they were little!

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:

I don't $#@%# think so.
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aidan
 
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Reply Thu 28 Dec, 2006 03:56 am
You're funny trillion- (I looked to see what your other post was- great cartoon).
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Francis
 
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Reply Thu 28 Dec, 2006 07:35 am
Don't you pity me, poor legless cripple? Twisted Evil
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Thu 28 Dec, 2006 07:44 am
http://benetnasch.moblog.ch/files/images/2006/6/400/mob19_1150383676.jpg
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Francis
 
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Reply Thu 28 Dec, 2006 08:15 am
Oh! You remember that, Green Witch?
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Trillion
 
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Reply Fri 29 Dec, 2006 03:42 am
Laughing Laughing that is my favourite cartoon Green Witch. I have it framed in my study.
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