Funny santa

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http://www.simonsezsanta.com/

Tell him anything and he'll do it.
Ask him to strip--pretty funny.

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hehe, Yup, real funny. I asked a few other choice things, too! Laughing

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He can do the worm and moon ya! Razz

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Yeah, but when I asked him to do a striptease he stopped halfway
down Crying or Very sad

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CalamityJane wrote:

Yeah, but when I asked him to do a striptease he stopped halfway
down

I called him a homo and he said, ho ho ho!

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If you tell him, "Don't scratch your ass," he does anyway.

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tell him to have gay sex, and a woman jumps into his lap...

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shewolfnm wrote:

tell him to have gay sex, and a woman jumps into his lap...

, santa's a lesbian

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He also literally chokes chickens. Laughing

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djjd62 wrote:

shewolfnm wrote:
tell him to have gay sex, and a woman jumps into his lap...

, santa's a lesbian

Yes.

You didn't know that?

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I asked him to do something, and he said "That's impossible!"

Laughing

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spill the beans..

what was it??

and .. why do you have my cat as your avatar??

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ok, I told Santa to crawl.

That is my executive assistant, roland.

He's about 80 times bigger than Kitten.

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He'll do the crab walk!

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