I got up to take a wiz

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when i came back to bed the Sally
dog and the Dante cat had taken had taken my place.

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Not taken your place, just keeping your spot warm.

Half full not half empty

lemonade from lemons.

mind over matter

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obviously they rule the roost..

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The little dogs to that to me all the time. Mr. Bailey will move when i tell im to, but Miss Cleo acts as though she is being abused--she sometimes even growls as it to say i have no right to lie down again. Often, i have to pick her up and move her.

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Re: I got up to take a wiz

dyslexia wrote:

when i came back to bed the Sally
dog and the Dante cat had taken had taken my place.

Dys, Dys, Dys. (shaking head)

You're wrong, honey. It's their spot and they let you use it until you need to get up to take a wiz. You should be thankful for the time in their bed that they allow you.

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Your spot was the warm spot.

be flattered.

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Your spot was the warm spot.

Be flattered.

They think of you as a warm person.

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The nights are getting cold. And cats & dogs are shameless opportunists!

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You should be thankful, the same thing happened to Paul Simon

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Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia
Up in my bedroom
(makin' love) I got up to wash my face,
When I come back to bed
Someone's taken my place

Okay, so different activities
both in the bedroom and in the bathroom
and it was a different type of hound dog in the bed
upon his return.

Other than that, same thing.

We have a cat named Max who does the claim jumper thing.
When I move her out of MY spot you can see in her eyes she's thinking "Boy, if cats had access to lawyers... ."

Joe(Defendant did unlawfully remove from her established premises... .)Nation

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We used to allow the dogs on the bed, but the one dog is so large, we were unable to rest. She would sprawl out in such a way, she had most of the mattress to herself. Now, they sleep on the floor.

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Kill the little four legged bastards.....it's the only solution... if you develop an anxiety about getting up to pee it could result in plumbing problems and you might have to cut down on your alcohol consumption....do you really need a pet that badly?

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Joe Nation wrote:

...We have a cat named Max who does the claim jumper thing.
When I move her out of MY spot you can see in her eyes she's thinking "Boy, if cats had access to lawyers... ."

Joe(Defendant did unlawfully remove from her established premises... .)Nation

She oughta shred you to ribbons for naming her Max.

You got off easy.

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The thang is Dante got me up at 3:33 this a.m. and wanted to be fed, the damn cat had a bowl of food lady Diane left out last night but he wanted FRESH food. So anyway I fed that damn cat FRESH food and then logged on to a2k (like a fooking idiot) while I waited for the lady Diane to get up at 9 a.m. Sally dog slept in with the lady Diane. I fixed a cuppa Assam tea and waited for the sun to rise (it seems to do that every morning) then, I went back to bed.

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dyslexia wrote:

The thang is Dante got me up at 3:33 this a.m. and wanted to be fed, the damn cat had a bowl of food lady Diane left out last night but he wanted FRESH food. So anyway I fed that damn cat FRESH food and then logged on to a2k (like a fooking idiot) while I waited for the lady Diane to get up at 9 a.m. Sally dog slept in with the lady Diane. I fixed a cuppa Assam tea and waited for the sun to rise (it seems to do that every morning) then, I went back to bed.

Then, as one who presumably well understands the laws of conditioning, you have created a rod for your own back that you ought to have known better than to do!

Next, there will be threads opened about Dante's terrible habit of demanding fresh food at 3 am, and the consequent ruination of your sleep.

You didn't KNOW from Dante's Inferno until now....

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