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Tara gets to keep her tiara

"You'll never know how much I appreciate Mr. Trump for saving me on this one," the desperate tart said at a news conference today, "It truly takes someone with a wonderful heart, a heart of gold and a blessed soul... He's a very, very compassionate person, and obviously I've learned that today... I'm so happy I'll be given this opportunity, because I know that when I do my job I'm very passionate about it."

"I'm willing to do whatever it takes to better myself..." She continued, stating the obvious, "Not only given a chance to better myself, but to better me as a Miss USA. I plan on walking out of this the best Miss USA you've ever seen."

I call for more makeout sessions between the two beauty queens. They should do a tour through Iraq.

That whole thing was stupid. WHAT? A teenage girl going out drinking before she turns 21? Never would have thunk it.

And yes, she's pretty damn hot. I hope it's legal for me to say so.

Ew. Her implants look like they are going to break through the skin at any moment.