But Im tryin to change Ringo, Im tryin REEEAAAAL HARD.
Well,if all of you are war criminals,then I want to join the party also.
I can provide a rack and some cat o'nine tails for whoever is running this party.
Ticomaya wrote:Wait ... if that's Shaft, then who's this:
Solid!
Undercover Brother. Solid!
Er, I thought only the evil wimmins had racks, MM.
And such fascinatin' racks . . .
I'm not really cool enough to join in with all the shaft business (though I favor Jackson) but I think I qualify for the couch on all counts. So when does the torture begin? Whats first, loud music or the dogs?
There I was, quietly sitting in my cell in the isolation block, waiting for the morning meal to be brought, just browsing the 'Net on my laptop (damn! they but blocks on all the porn sites, bastids) and I run across a thread about criminals on A2K. Sheee-it. You guys are a bunch of total amateurs. Wannabes.
Well, except Gus, of course. He's the real thing all right. Way I heard it, he actually got arrested one time for carrying an unregistered loaded pair of dice at a floating crap game. Dangerous dude that Gus. But the rest of y'all? Pshaw!!
I finally take the plunge and enter a political thread. First time!! Am I under arrest? BTW, I don't care much for tea. You got any carbonated beverages?
Roberta wrote:I finally take the plunge and enter a political thread. First time!! Am I under arrest? BTW, I don't care much for tea. You got any carbonated beverages?
You want I should get you a little seltzer?
It'll settle your stomach.
Seltzer would be lovely, thanks. You got some cherry syrup maybe?