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There are WAR CRIMINALS on A2K!

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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2006 05:08 pm
And...

ARE THOSE GRAHAM CRACKERS???!!!
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old europe
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2006 05:11 pm
<shuffles in, carrying vendor's tray>

Lark's tongues! Otter's noses! Ozelot spleens! Anybody!?
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2006 05:27 pm
blacksmithn wrote:
Hey, how come the women get a couch and juice?

All I got over here is a hard stone floor-- none too clean, by the way-- and lukewarm tapwater in a grimy tin cup.


Women always get the couch and juice. Have you ever seen the inside of a ladies rest room? Paintings, flowers, couches etc. In the mens room there's a clogged urinal and it stinks. It's unfair!
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LoneStarMadam
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2006 05:30 pm
I've never been on the inside of a mens room, must be an interesting thing to do, if one doesn't have anything else to do, & the sniffing of a mens room, yuk, how disgusting.
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2006 05:33 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
Go get up against that wall. You'll be the start of a line. Keep your hands where I can see them.

I'll decide what to do with you when I get a few more up there.

MMmmmm... this sounds... interesting...

<sneaks into line>
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2006 05:34 pm
NickFun wrote:
Women always get the couch and juice. Have you ever seen the inside of a ladies rest room? Paintings, flowers, couches etc. In the mens room there's a clogged urinal and it stinks. It's unfair!

Actually, in the mens room of Corinthia Royal Hotel's tea room, there are saucy drawings of can-can girls.

Not kidding either.

(Wonder whats in their ladies rooms..)
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2006 05:39 pm
Dum-de-dum. Wonder what's going on in Chai Tea's thread? Holy crap. It looks like Guantanamo in here.
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2006 05:42 pm
Yeah, you'd better get outta here if you dont want Chai to tie you down and abuse you at her will...

By the way, is there any way to get a coffee round here while waiting for her to come back?
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old europe
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2006 05:44 pm
Otters' noses?
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2006 05:47 pm
Not quite the same thing.






Can you get them with milk and two sugars?
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old europe
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2006 05:51 pm
Oh, don't blame me, I didn't ask to sell this stuff!


Otter's noses with milk and sugar then?
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2006 05:52 pm
LoneStarMadam wrote:
I've never been on the inside of a mens room


That's not what I heard...
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LoneStarMadam
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2006 06:04 pm
NickFun wrote:
LoneStarMadam wrote:
I've never been on the inside of a mens room


That's not what I heard...

Yeah, it seems that you hear a lot of stuff that isn't reality.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2006 06:10 pm
hey old europe, is that lark's tongue in aspic?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2006 06:11 pm
Nimh, here's a nice cup of Jamaica Blue Mountain, and I'll slip the French Press right on the table here..
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2006 06:36 pm
ossobuco wrote:
I'll slip the French Press right on the table here..

<frowns> Is that one of the instruments Chai will use?
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2006 07:06 pm
It seems some of my prisoners are trying to "pass" to get a seat on the couch.

http://static.flickr.com/6/5427956_757879dd88.jpg

I have ways of dealing with such deception.



Christmas is right around the corner, and anyone found in drag will be put in the Gift Wrap Department at Bloomingdales. For a 2nd offense, you will be put to work in the Layaway Dept.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2006 07:10 pm
Nimh can't sit by me??
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2006 07:14 pm
well, if you really want him to dear, I'm sure an exception can be made.

would you like some toast?

...oh....excuse me a moment....





YOU IN THE IRON MAIDEN! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE **** UP!!!!



marmalade for your toast dear?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 19 Dec, 2006 07:16 pm
Yes, let nimh sit, and I'd really like some marmelade, please.
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