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GOP Reports Record Second-Quarter Profits

 
 
PDiddie
 
Reply Sun 22 Jun, 2003 07:22 am
At a stockholders meeting Monday, the Republican Party announced record profits for the second quarter of 2003, exceeding analysts' expectations by more than 20 cents per share.

The gain marks the GOP's third consecutive profitable quarter, and puts the party on track for its best 12-month cycle since 1991, the year of the first Gulf War.

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3923/gop_reports_record.jpg
Above: Republican Party board members wave their quarterly dividend checks.

"Obviously, we're ecstatic," said Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert (R-IL), who celebrated with other high-ranking GOP members at a champagne brunch in his chambers Tuesday. "This is heartening news for our party, especially coming as it does during such a sluggish overall period for the American economy."

The Onion (of course)
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Reply Tue 24 Jun, 2003 04:07 pm
So, since that was from the Onion and posted by PD, I couldn't resist going there and trying to top it; here's my attempt:I love that one!
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