Patio dog, good to see you. I always wondered what you looked like
how odd. i walk into work spouting nonsense and everyone looks the other way.
a great movie, "bananas," by the way. "quiero la noche de... quiero la noche de amor / da me tu múndo para... da me tu múndo para mi..." (chucka chucka chucka chucka)
Back in Maine, in the seventies, there was a rumour that if you baked a piece of wrigleys spearmint gum in a banana peel you could get ......... and don't ask me how I knew this.
Huh. In California in the eighties you had to sput a stick of Fruit Stripe gum in the fruit of the banana until it was rotten, and then you could get ........ and don't ask me how I knew this, either.
It's a sin to leave your chewing gum on the bedpost overnight...
...and if you find banana peels in your bed, you should check who you're sleeping with.
Everybody sing, now!
DOES YOUR CHEWING GUM LOSE ITS FLAVOR (ON THE BEDPOST OVERNIGHT)
Lonnie Donegan & his Skiffle Group
Oh me oh my oh you
Whatever shall I do?
Hallelujah, the question is peculiar
I'd give a lot of dough
If only I could know
The answer to my question
Is it yes or is it no?
CHORUS:
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
If your mother says don't chew it, do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils, can you heave it left & right?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Here comes a blushing bride
The groom is by her side
Up to the altar, just as steady as Gibraltar
The groom has got the ring
& it's such a pretty thing
But as he slips it on her finger
The choir begins to sing:
(chorus)
Now the nation rise as one
To send their wanted son
Up to the White House, yes, the nation's only White House
To voice their discontent
Unto the Pres-I-dent
The bonny burning question, What has swept this continent?
(Lonnie speaks: If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
Another man shouts: Boom boom!)
(chorus)
On the bedpost overnight
(Man: Hello there, I love you & the one who holds you tight!
Lonnie: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sat'day night!)
On the bedpost overnight
(Man: A dollar is a dollar & a dime is a dime!
Lonnie: He'd sing another chorus but he hasn't got the time!)
On the bedpost overnight, yeah!
Please don't arrest me, officer. I am only smoking a banana.
Bananas in Pyjamas?
Hah! THOSE bananas be in America now!
Electrical banana is going to be a sudden craze
Electrical banana is bound to be the very next phase
They call it mellow yellow
I just discovered mellow yellow is a take off on Orangina which is better.
mello yello
donovan apparently had a copyright on the dubbleyews...
and anyone else that slippery
repeal the banana and dispose of in space
"You canteloupe!" her mother cried. "I'm planning a big wedding for you."
"Big weeding?"
"No!" cried her mother. "Big WEDding!"
