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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 12:41 pm
You have the good times behind the wheel?

Any funny road head stories? Anybody give you the thumbs up? Run off the road? Get caught?

One time, this chick was doing her thing there down there doing her thing there, and the toll booth was coming up, which she had no idea.

Ok, I'm not THAT big of an ass, but it was perfect timing. We, um, finished about 1/2 mile from the booth. Just in time.
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Laeknir Scrat
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 12:52 pm
Only tried it once. Terrific sport, but dangerous. I closed my eyes for a milisecond and this tree was coming at us. Took the curve so fast... but the copilot was careful enough not to hurt me.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 12:59 pm
I tried it once, but I couldn't bend down that far with the seat belt on. Thank God no one else was in the car! I must have looked pretty gol-dang silly!
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 01:09 pm
The key is stretching excercises.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 01:11 pm
Well, I'll need to get a car with a tilt wheel, too -- and preferably one without an airbag.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 01:21 pm
Anybody read the book, "Thinner"?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 01:29 pm
No, but I read Encylopedia Brown's "The case of the missing library book."

Does that count?
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Sofia
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 01:48 pm
My beloved husband, former wildman, became very conservative in his behavior early in our marriage. I used to think it was funny to play with him during interstate travel, and grope him for the security cameras in WalMart... That's right. I'm one of those Loves Dangerous Sex people.

He would be telling me to stop, people can tell what you're doing, which of course compelled me to go all the way. He would yell about truck drivers being able to see and I would say--Good God! They'll be jealous. Shut up and enjoy it! I'm working down here.

You know, if he REALLY wanted me to stop, he would have pulled over. Those are some of the best memories. The thing was, he'd be so turned on he'd be grabbing for me delicate parts, which propelled me into more furious action...

It's a wonder we didn't get killed. Would've been an acceptable way to go. Cool
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 01:50 pm
Sofia...God bless you.

The world needs more women as beautiful as you.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 01:50 pm
come and go, its a concept i can live and die with. Wink
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Sofia
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jun, 2003 01:55 pm
Thank you, Doo Hoo.
May all your women be insatiable. Razz
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jun, 2003 05:22 am
And I always wondered why President Clinton preferred those tinted windows on the limo...... (and Airforce One, apparently).
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jun, 2003 05:36 am
All my life I have driven a car with a manual gearbox - so no, I haven't (atleast not when the car is moving) - managing two shafts at the same time is a bit of a problem.

But when the car is parked.....leather stains, take my word for it !
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jun, 2003 05:45 am
Hmm, I don't really drive, so I am a stranger to this fine-sounding activity. However, I have eaten a few things I've hit Very Happy
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jun, 2003 07:03 am
Gautum..that's what the highway is for!
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jun, 2003 07:04 am
highway ? In UK ? you'd probably drive off the island in the time it takes you to .....errr....ummmm.. u know what !!
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jun, 2003 08:22 am
Damn. We got miles of it here.
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jun, 2003 08:25 am
And u have cruise control as well - I think I shud move to the US
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jun, 2003 08:28 am
Gautam: "Later amigos, I'm off to the US."

Friends: "Why? We'll miss you!"

Gautam: "Two words...'road head.' LATER!"
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