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The Best "Dear John" Letter ever

 
 
Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 04:15 pm
The Best "Dear John" Letter ever

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received
a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky
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bobsmyth
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 04:19 pm
I love it.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 05:13 pm
I saw no call to be spiteful about it.
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