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Moms - out of the mouths of babes

 
 
Mame
 
Reply Mon 20 Nov, 2006 09:58 pm
Why God Made Moms

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger
parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice
in the world and one dab of mean.

2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
string, I think.

Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mom?

1. We're related.

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?

1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.

2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty
bossy.

3. They say she used to be nice.

What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get
drunk on beer?

3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to
chores?

Why did your Mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.

2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a
goof ball.

2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the
bed.

3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between Moms & dads?

1. Moms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work.

2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3. Dads are taller & stronger, but Moms have all the real power 'cause
that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.

4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your Mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time.

2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your Mom perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
plastic surgery.

2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid
of that.

2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who
did it and not me.

3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back
of her head.
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Linkat
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 11:23 am
1.Moms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work.
Children do speak the truth!
1. Mothers don't do spare time.


I will have to ask my 2nd grader these questions - will post the answers.
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 08:22 pm
Looking forward to it, Linkat Smile I love kids' remarks...

When I was disappointed with my daughter, she used to ask, "Are you happy to me, Mom?" ... awww...how innocent is that? We use that to this day when we think someone's mad.

My nephew, age 3, realizing there were no more drumsticks, piped up, "Does that turkey have any arms?"

And then when he was done, promptly invited his aged Great-Uncle Don to "gnaw on my bones if you want to", as he hopped down from the table.

Kids are so precious.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 08:32 pm
That's so cute! Reminds me of when I used to get the old "Kids Say the Darndest Things" books from the library, those were so funny.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 10:36 pm
awwww, they're really cute.

Kids are so innocent and honest, their answers reflect that so vividly.
Of course, sometimes it's hilarious what they're saying.

I wish I had written down, what mine used to say. Oh, one I remember:
when asked what her favorite color was, she'd say: "Black and zero".
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Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 24 Nov, 2006 09:05 am
I didn't get through all the answers, however, maybe during lunch when I call my girls I'll see if they can add (both my children tried to answer - the 4 year old though many was I don't know)

Why did God make mothers?
2nd grader - to help children with stuff, like homework.


How did God make mothers?
2nd grader - He just said it. Like he said, "Make Mothers"

What ingredients are mothers made of?
2nd grader didn't have an answer, but I thought the 4 year old's was cute - "cake"

Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mom?
2nd grader - Loved this answer - because she is perfect for me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
2nd grader - she was good, naughty, funny
4 year old - everything

What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?
She had to know his work, his money, hisÂ…

Then the two started fighting over the answer to this question so I stopped asking.
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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 24 Nov, 2006 11:53 am
Cute, Linkat Smile
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