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How Do You Like Your Penis?

 
 
Reply Sun 19 Nov, 2006 11:28 am
On the menu today: horse penis and testicles with a chilli dip

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The menu at Beijing's latest venue for its growing army of gourmets is eye-watering rather than mouth-watering.

China's cuisine is renowned for being "in your face" - from the skinned dogs displayed at food markets to the kebabbed scorpions sold on street stalls - and there is no polite way of describing Guo-li-zhuang.


A dish combining the male organs of an ox and a snake
Situated in an elegantly restored house beside Beijing's West Lake, it is China's first speciality penis restaurant.

Here, businessmen and government officials can sample the organs of yaks, donkeys, oxen and even seals. In fact, they have to, since they form part of every dish - except for those containing testicles.

"This is my third visit," said one customer, Liu Qiang. "Of course, there are other restaurants that serve the bian of individual animals. But this is the first that brings them all together.".....


YUMM!!!!

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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 19 Nov, 2006 12:09 pm
I prefer vagina cake.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 19 Nov, 2006 12:12 pm
eat me baby, eat me.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sun 19 Nov, 2006 12:34 pm
I was going to chime in and say what I like on my penis.... but you know the answer to that honey.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 19 Nov, 2006 01:30 pm
I have an aversion to cooked penis.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Sun 19 Nov, 2006 01:44 pm
How would I like my penis?
Smaller.
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squinney
 
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Reply Sun 19 Nov, 2006 01:50 pm
If you found yourself in Beijing, would you eat there?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sun 19 Nov, 2006 02:03 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
I was going to chime in and say what I like on my penis.... but you know the answer to that honey.


Honey? Personally, I'd prefer a 200lb female physiotherapist. Preferably German.
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 19 Nov, 2006 03:22 pm
How do I like my penis?

Well done, of course.
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Gala
 
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Reply Sun 19 Nov, 2006 03:32 pm
The penis looks unreal, like a bad job at Photoshop-- it's just floating on the plate.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sun 19 Nov, 2006 03:47 pm
Shocked

i have







nothing to say.......
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 05:08 am
In other news, the company has some problems with its distribution system: http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=86646
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 05:39 am
Laughing Laughing Laughing

Come to think of it, I'm not sure I'd wanna be the one gathering them. I mean, how would one approach a yak and explain what you want so he understands?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 06:09 am
VERY QUICKLY.....


and with a really sharp knife
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 08:36 am
I like my penis....



Shaken, then stirred....
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 08:36 am
Now go seek the brain bleach.
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Gala
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 09:04 pm
jespah wrote:
In other news, the company has some problems with its distribution system: http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=86646


Years ago I went to a film festival and someone made a movie about a boyfriend who had done his woman wrong-- so she put a curse on him and when he woke up in the morning and went to the toilet he was unable to find his penis. He panicked and checked the bed and there it was. The film maker used animation so everytime he tried to catch it it got away. The shock value was high, there was not a member of the audience who wasn't cringing and laughing.
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martybarker
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 10:24 pm
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A dish combining the male organs of an ox and a snake
Situated in an elegantly restored house beside Beijing's West Lake, it is China's first speciality penis restaurant


I'd take it that picture was of the ox penis but what on earth does a male snakes sex organs look like? I might have to google it, but then I might start getting porno spam.

And besides that, who was the first person to decide that a penis was actually a delicacy
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squinney
 
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Reply Sat 25 Nov, 2006 08:38 am
It's probably been around a long time as a myth that eating sex organs would assist ones own fertility. People probably just didn't talk about it until viagra commercials became widespread.

HEHE. Just noticed the Google Ads at the bottom of the article. Love the way they match those up based on page content.
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