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Product Endorsement!

 
 
au1929
 
Reply Thu 16 Nov, 2006 09:06 am
Subject: Product Endorsement!


My Letter to Tide

To the makers of Tide:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it
all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I
am in my fifties I find it even better!
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about
how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One
thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white
blouse!
I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my
surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains
came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA
tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I
was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a
murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product!

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
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Reply Thu 16 Nov, 2006 09:45 am
Eeeeeeww
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