Mass Moves to Ban BB Guns....

hahaha!!! not the ones i've had to deal with. ak's, uzis, sawed shotguns, flak vests, asstd handguns, nunchuks, stars, grenades (couldn't believe that one..), baseball bats, machetes and all manner of improvised weapons of mayhem.

no bb guns though.

hey.. i have an idea. how about proposed legislation that states;" if ya pull a weapon on the cops yer takes yer chances on getting blown away".

kinda like that idea, myself.

Ah, STATISTICS! I have heard that 82% of statitics are made up on the spot.

Yes, but that's only true 37% of the time.

ahhhh, you just made that up, dintja ?

There's a 68% probability that you're correct...

Wow, the avatars above this post look like something I saw at the Post Office.

Most people agree with you on this 89% of the time.

That's only 2% true, plus or minus 2%....

is that within the margin of error or without ?

It falls within the mean, but outside the median.

oh good! i like mine median rare..

The middle of a rabbit loin should be cooked to medium and a duck should be cooked medium rare. If you can take one with a BB gun, the meat should be perfect and you are a hell of a shot.

Of course, you do realize that 90% of teen deaths are caused by gangs of median well ducks.

Yes, but they're GANGS so they apparently don't count...

i like ma rabbit fried. but then i'm from kentucky...

How is it that you've managed to escape?

I went over to Bobby Cooper's house when i was nine, 'cause me an' Bobby were gonna take our BB guns down to the dump, to shoot rats. Well, Bobby's mom told him to tie his shoe laces fergodssake, but he just ran out the door. Well, when we were goin' down the front steps, he stepped on his own shoe laces, tripped, and as he flailed trying to keep his balance, he shot himself in the eye. As he was spinning around, screamin' with blood pumpin' outta his eye, he staggered into the street, and was killed by a speedin' cement truck . . . driven by a teenaged gang member . . .



. . . his sister was killed a couple a months later when she was running with scissors and tripped goin' downstairs . . . scissors given to her by a teenaged gang member . . .