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Tue 14 Nov, 2006 12:15 pm
actually even bigger than usual...it's actually giveing melower back pains.... should I masturbate?
Again?
Do what I do in this weather, bear. Paint stripes on it, wrap it round your neck and pretend it's a scarf.
Lord Ellpus wrote:Do what I do in this weather, bear. Paint stripes on it, wrap it round your neck and pretend it's a scarf.
then a girl with a hot ass walks by and I begin to strangle.....
If it's larger than usual it must be well over two inches. In that case I think you should masturbate because your wife obviously won't have sex with you!
You could put yourself on public display and have women ask the
questions they always wanted to know but were afraid to ask.
Something like this:
Will it squeak if squeezed?
Who circumcised you?
Is this an optical illusion?
Are you cold?
Why on earth is God punishing you?
Look it fits my barbie clothes.
Well, you get the gist.....
CalamityJane wrote:You could put yourself on public display and have women ask the
questions they always wanted to know but were afraid to ask.
Something like this:
Will it squeak if squeezed?
Who circumcised you?
Is this an optical illusion?
Are you cold?
Why on earth is God punishing you?
Look it fits my barbie clothes.
Well, you get the gist.....
look it fits my barbie clothes is a statement, not a question.
And even a sequoia seems small if you put it in the grand canyon dear.
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