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Why men move to Australia.

 
 
dadpad
 
Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 08:07 am
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a40/dadpad/eucfeminalis18-1.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a40/dadpad/eucfeminalis-17-1.jpg
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 09:11 am
To express their wanton fantasies by defacing gnarly old gum trees with bright paints? :wink:
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 10:13 am
I can find real breasts that are much softer here in the US.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 10:28 am
Is that a knothole just under the yellow triangle?


Shocked
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 06:13 pm
Ticomaya wrote:
Is that a knothole just under the yellow triangle?


Shocked


Yup. It used to have an itsy bitsy bikini on it
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 07:01 pm
Hmm...trees only grow breast-like knobby bits in Australia? Why do you never read that in the travel books?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 09:01 pm
So, do you know Eucalyptus deglupta? The bark is very colorful without paint attacks.

http://www.huntingtonbotanical.org/Australian/smpics/eucalyptusdeglupta.jpg
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 09:27 pm
Not known to me osso.

There are about 12 species of eucalypt which occur naturally outside of Australia. Only 2 species are not found in Australia. One of these, Eucalyptus deglupta, is the only eucalypt to be found growing naturally in the northern hemisphere, occurring in the southern Phillipines (as well as in New Guinea and parts of Indonesia.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 09:55 pm
Well, back when I tried to memorize Eucs, I learned there were something like eleven hundred varieties. We just happened to have some deglupta on the UCLA campus, where we did walkies. And the 'just happened' probably had a history.

The tree went particularly well with the Bouquet Canyon stone of the walls.. and that was a limited edition as well. This was not a fluke, as the two had been picked by the campus landarchs, whose name I should remember and don't, but surely it is of record.

I see by google that the trees are native to Mindanao...
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 09:59 pm
Eucs are not native to California. They were brought over en masse by someone whose story I forget.

Some beautiful places in California have stands of eucs of many different varieties.

They can be a problem.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 10:03 pm
I just realized I'm posting in a humor thread.

Yaaack, sorry, sorry.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 10:53 pm
No worries, osso. Some people may find eucalpt info amusing.
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BlaiseDaley
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 10:58 pm
It's my understanding the trees were brought here for use as wind breaks to stop the dust bowl effect that had Oklahoma suffered.
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msolga
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 02:06 am
dadpad, own up!

I suspect this tree is on your property & the artist is very well known to you. :wink:

Hmmmmm?

A question though: any boy trees to around those parts?
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 05:43 am
msolga wrote:
dadpad, own up!

I suspect this tree is on your property & the artist is very well known to you. :wink:

Hmmmmm?

A question though: any boy trees to around those parts?


Not on my property msolga and not painted by my good self. I dont know who painted it (but could make an educated guess). The colours are local football colors and appeareared after a grand final win a season or so ago.
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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 01:55 am
Of course!

It's a football jumper!

Duh!

It was da boys from the local foody team!

Jeez I'm slow!
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