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Tue 7 Nov, 2006 07:12 am
please post your pick-up lines that are guaranteed to score with the chicks.
1. this ones a classic: "so you come here often?"
2. im sure this one works. "your facial features remind me of the grand canyon"
"I like your socks.. Can I wear them after we ****?"
My best yet :wink:
That is kind of endearing...
You don't sweat much, for a fat chick.
Works every time!
I borrowed this from Slappy, who isn't here much any more.
"Your parents must be retarded, because you're special!"
Hello, my name is Gustav. Remember that name because you will be screaming it for the next two hours and 47 minutes.
"You've got 206 bones in your body - want one more?"
That's a good one, Lord.
Do you have a pierced tounge? No? Baby, you NEED a stud in your mouth.
I wish you were the plastic pony ride outside Wal-Mart. That way, I could ride for just a quarter.
I wish you were the storm door on my house. That way, I could slam you all day long.
(splash drink on her). Well, we better get you home and out of those wet clothes.
"Nice shoes. Lets f**k."
You wouldn't believe how many girls fall at my feet (not only to get a closer look at my own nice shoes) when I use that one. Oh yeah.
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