We Want To Pump You Up Girly Man

Yah. I just have one question for you and your little girly arms: how many grams of high quality protien have you consumed today? If I had to gander by looking at your pathetic, underdeveloped rear deltoid muscles, you haven't had more than 138, no? Yah!
You don't know what it's like to eat so much protien you poop small children and can clear out entire sporting events with one poot, but it is necessary to lift the insanely gargantuan-like weights. Yah! But of course, a pansy lightweight one like you, who's lats do not jut out like the hood of an angry King cobra's neck, would not know, no. Yah.