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This will make Dyslexia cry; sob, even

 
 
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 10:56 am
Dys
dyslexia wrote:
I love those baby flamgos
they're what I love to eat,
I bit their little heads off
I nibble on their tiny feet.


You cruel sadist!

BBB Shocked
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Diane
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 10:25 pm
What kind of hold does he have over me? I just ordered two flamingos for Dys. Hoping that he will not become crazed to have the world's largest supply.

On his farm, he had about 16 flamingos, which he would position differently in order to mow the lawn. Soon he became creative, making flamingo conga lines, flamingos in a circle, flamingoes doing naughty things to each other, and once they were all up in the tree. Each week, local citizens would come by to see what the flamingos were doing. Remember, this was a small farming town, not a lot of high end entertainment.

I keep reminding him that this is not a farm, but his eyes are glazed and he has flamingoes shining in the pupils.

Halloween should be interesting this year. If BBB or osso comes by the day after and spot pink feathers all over the yard, immediately start looking for Dys....I'll be inside, brushing feathers out of my hair.

Cackle, cackle.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 10:29 pm
Forget it, sweets, I abhor halloween.


Pie?
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 10:37 pm
Pink flamingos, that's one of the art forms I do not understand. Too deep.

And when they pull Santa's sled, that's downright postmodern.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 10:42 pm
Now Dys is having one of his zen moments.

I love those baby flamgos
they're what I love to eat,
I bit their little heads off
I nibble on their tiny feet.

That's deeply sick. I love it.
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 10:43 pm
The perfect Halloween costume for Dys:

Pink Flamingo Costume


And something for Diane to do with all those pink feathers:

Pink Flamingo Showgirl
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 10:43 pm
Well, I'll be the bitch here.


I can see dys or anyone else being amused by a flamingo or two.


Does that have to be made international? Can not a2kers have a private yard, with whatever flamingo piddle?


What is this flamingo exposure?


Is this a plot?
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 10:47 pm
Pretty Flamingo

All around all of the guys call her flamingo
'cause her hair glows like the sun
and her eyes light up the sky

When she walks by
she moves so fine like a flamingo
Crimson dress that clings so tight
She's out of reach and out of sight

When she walks by
she brightens up the neighborhood
and every guy would take her hand
If he just could, if she just would

Some sweet day
I'll make her mine, pretty flamingo
and every guy will envy me
cause paradise is where I'll be

When she walks by
she brightens up the neighborhood
and every guy would take her hand
If he just could, if she just would
Some sweet day
I'll make her mine, pretty flamingo
and every guy will envy me
cause paradise is where I'll be
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 10:49 pm
I think Dys is being nice yet again.

Personally, if I got amusement out of something, I'd not like it blasted on the internet. But I guess folks do.

I assume dys is just going with it.

'Tis a saint.
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Diane
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 10:51 pm
Butrflynet, I'm still laughing at the mental image I have of Dys in that flamingo costume. I sort of like the flaming show girl outfit, but it's too expensive.

Yes, osso, Dys is planning to raise the popularity of flamingos to a world-wide
passion, with a special drive to bring tackiness to the yards of all those sophisticated Europeans. They will not be limited to a2k, he is on a mission.

It's a tacky world after all,
it's a tacky world after all,
(can't remember the rest of the words.)
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 10:55 pm
Okay, you like it, case rested.
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 10:56 pm
I had quite a chuckle myself. If I had the spare cash, it would be a holiday present for you both. You'll just have to print out the picture instead and enjoy the giggle. Wink
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 11:02 pm
Back about four years ago when I was re doing my front yard in north north, mostly dirt and rocks, someone planted a flamingo on it. Well, f'k you too, and I threw it out.

I found out that it was some part of a breast cancer hoo hah. I can say that since I've had it. Some episodic routine where you put the flamingo in someone else's yard.

So cute. Donate some money and four cents will go to reseach, and even then be divided...
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2006 11:08 pm
And just to keep things fair, here's the perfect costume for Bumblebeeboogie:

Bumble Bee
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 27 Oct, 2006 12:00 am
I give up, starting from the title, I'm obnoxioused out.

not a direct reply to you, butyrfly.
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Fri 27 Oct, 2006 03:18 am
Hey, not a problem! I enjoy indirect snide remarks as much as the next person. :wink:
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 27 Oct, 2006 04:27 am
next spring I'm adding a few of theses;
http://plastic-flamingos.com/images/cow-lawn-ornament2.jpg
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 27 Oct, 2006 04:46 am
Thats a very mooooooving sentiment Dys
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 27 Oct, 2006 05:29 am
Diane wrote:
What kind of hold does he have over me? I just ordered two flamingos for Dys. Hoping that he will not become crazed to have the world's largest supply.

On his farm, he had about 16 flamingos, which he would position differently in order to mow the lawn. Soon he became creative, making flamingo conga lines, flamingos in a circle, flamingoes doing naughty things to each other, and once they were all up in the tree. Each week, local citizens would come by to see what the flamingos were doing. Remember, this was a small farming town, not a lot of high end entertainment.

I keep reminding him that this is not a farm, but his eyes are glazed and he has flamingoes shining in the pupils.

Halloween should be interesting this year. If BBB or osso comes by the day after and spot pink feathers all over the yard, immediately start looking for Dys....I'll be inside, brushing feathers out of my hair.

Cackle, cackle.




I have been rendered speechless.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 27 Oct, 2006 05:35 am
I bought a mold thatwas used to cast slip flamingoes. There were actually 3 different patterns but they sold them separately at the auction and I hadda pay 50 bucks for this one. That was quite enough for some piece of retro ****. Plastic ones are so Wal Mart.
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