That damn Wikipedia even has "how to lube up a Swedish Bikini team member"
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												The body of human knowledge and know-how may double and triple and quadruple, but a lot of the body of human knowledge and know-how is just flab.
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												I always feel depressed on the day after Mole Day.
Doubly so now that I know what it is.
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												Youre just hung over from consuming all those gram molecular weights of ethanol. 
Any other obscure holidays coming up?