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Sun 22 Oct, 2006 10:29 pm
Heard very many years ago. There are four parts. I'm missing the second and third, which I've forgotten.
1. Moses said, "Climb on thy ass and I shall lead thee to the promised land."
2. ?
3. ?
4. Roosevelt says, "Sit on your ass! This is the promised land!".
5,000 years ago, Moses told the Israelites, "Hitch up your camel, pick up your shovel, mount your ass. I will lead you to the promised land."
5,000 years later, Franklin D. Roosevelt told Americans, "Light up a camel, put down your shovel, sit on your ass. This is the promised land."