Forgive me father for I have sinned...

A boy went in to confession and tells the priest that he has had his way with a girl. The priest ask who this girl was but the boy says he doesn't want to say. The priest asks was it Mary? No! Was it Betty? No! Was it Sue? No Father, I can't tell you who it was, said the boy. Well then says the priest, I can't resolve you.
The boy goes out side to meet his friends who ask if the priest had forgiven him. He tells them "No but I got three great prospects for next time."