Liberal vs Conservative vs Texan debate Question

Liberal vs Conservative vs Texan debate Question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking
man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is
running at you while screaming obscenities.In your
hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You
have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
family. What do you do?
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Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be
content to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

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Conservative Answer:

BANG!

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Texan's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click... (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip
installed)

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving,
what do you kids think?"

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!

Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"