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Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:24 am
Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught short.They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her panties and use them, then throw them away. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with that. They then made off for home.
The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said "We'd better keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card stuck
to her ass that read 'From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never forget you'."
Credit to Solstice at P45rant.net
hahaha! That's a riot, LOL!
That's a laugher for sure! Thx, c.i.
c'mon kids, don't encourage him!
ehBeth, Laughter is the best medicine. I need more of it. c.i.
I need a balance for all the political and religion forums I'm on. Got to keep my balance one way or another, and this is as good as any.
c.i.
One day, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured Princess happens upon a frog as she's walking along the shores of a quiet pond.
The frog hops into the Princess' lap and says, "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am...and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in yon castle, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, as the Princess is dining sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs' legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckles to herself, "I don't ******* think so."
Thought you'd like that one ehBeth...
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