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Thu 5 Oct, 2006 09:39 am
the one thing that annoys me is when some really cheesy guy (the ones who walk into the room and say knock knock) attempts to chat-up some poor girl/woman with THE WORST and MOST CHEESY lines in history!
for example... did it hurt? (girl says ''what?'') when you fell from heaven... your an angel!
I asked my sister, and she said the worst two she can remember are:-
Man: Do you like poultry?
Girl: Yes
Man: Well, suck on this, 'cos it's "fowl"!
Man: Do you like jewels?
Girl: Yes
Man: Suck on this 'cos it's a gem!
I was once chatting to a girl and she apparently liked my after shave because she said, "What have you got on? It smells nice". I wittily answered, "I've got a hard on, but I didn't know you could smell it!" I thought it was pretty funny, but she just got up and walked away!
contrex wrote:I was once chatting to a girl and she apparently liked my after shave because she said, "What have you got on? It smells nice". I wittily answered, "I've got a hard on, but I didn't know you could smell it!" I thought it was pretty funny, but she just got up and walked away!
Her head must have been stuck too far up her butt to appreciate the genius of this line.
smorgs, I have a banana for you. want to peel it?
I'm borrowing this one from Slappy - he has tons.
"You're parents must both be retarded, because you're special."
The ladies never use these corny lines on me. I feel like I'm missing out.
stuh505 wrote:
Quote:smorgs, I have a banana for you. want to peel it?
I could reply to that - but decorum prevents me.
x
The best one iv iv had the pleasure of recieving was,
"Is that a beauty spot or chocolate (pointing to a beauty spot on my chest)...coz if its chocolate i'll lick it off!"
i had to laugh,how can you take that seriously?!
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