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Tue 10 Jun, 2003 10:00 pm
What's all this I hear about Abba not liking Hummus? It's a perfectly good spread, and those Swedes should just go out on a limb sometimes and try something different! Dagnabbit, back where I came from, we were introduced to hummus by a wandering renegade swede, a dancing queen named Fernando, who was sadly chased out of his country due to his love of chicks pees.....I just hope that in the future, hummus will be accepted by Abba, and all Swedes.
What the smeg?
Oh - Abbas not liking Hammas! (Spelling?)
Well, they have some less likeable features, dammit!
being no longer any kind of gestalty thingy united being I do not think Abba can any longer be said to like or dislike anything.
Isn't one of them sort of an eremite?
Yes, a spelling joke...I was going for the old SNL Gilda Radner "Never mind" sorta thing...Abba is indeed no more, but I believe 'Mamma Mia' is still running on Broadway.
http://www.rnw.nl/science/html/030610mars.html
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A41961-2003Jun10.html
What's all this I hear about dog racing on Mars? First the Europeans send a Beagle in a rocket, with a dish and everything, to go sniff around for water.
And then NASA sends a rover named "Spirit", also looking for water. Well, of course they'll be thirsty after going all that way! What did they expect?!
I hardly think that's enough reason to spend $800M and not even bring back a stick! And when they start talking about "warm enough and wet enough to nurture the evolution of life" somehow I don't think they have just dog racing on their mind.
I do not trust these scientists who think only of dogs and not people.
They aren't REALLY sending pooches to Mars, are they?
And not bringing them BACK??? Waaaaaaah!
Whew! THAT kind of Beagle!
And worthily named.
Let us hope that, unlike recent Mars missions, the cry will go up: "The Beagle has landed!"
Let us hope that the Spirit is, indeed, willing - and the flesh not weak.
If there are any rabbits there, we should warn them.
mention moron's and the bunny shows up first
why i'm here is none of your business
You can properly read the news, and still find the moronic. They want to rename the moons of Mars--currently, Phobos and Deimos, Fear and Terror, the war horses which pulled the chariot of Ares. To decide on new names, their having a contest by schoolchildren.
I think we should have such a contest to rename Amereekay--then folks won't know it us comin' . . .
My word...has education and culture sunk so low? Oh wait, I saw 'Jackass: The Movie'....
They ain't changing MY moons!
Hey - how come America gets to change these damned things anyway? Who died and made your school kids god?
You have to ask? Look who's running America!
If "Fear" and "Terror" aren't proper names for the Martian moons, how about "Death" and "Taxes"?
Heeheeheeheeheeheehee -- you slay me, Equus.
Actually, Cunning Coney, it's lil' Brit boys and girls who are in the contest to rename the Martian moons. We will leave the subject of your moons unexamined, as Lovey might be lookin' on . . .
Brits eh, how about "bangers" and "mash"?