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Reply Tue 10 Jun, 2003 10:00 pm
What's all this I hear about Abba not liking Hummus? It's a perfectly good spread, and those Swedes should just go out on a limb sometimes and try something different! Dagnabbit, back where I came from, we were introduced to hummus by a wandering renegade swede, a dancing queen named Fernando, who was sadly chased out of his country due to his love of chicks pees.....I just hope that in the future, hummus will be accepted by Abba, and all Swedes.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jun, 2003 10:10 pm
What the smeg?

Oh - Abbas not liking Hammas! (Spelling?)

Well, they have some less likeable features, dammit!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jun, 2003 10:11 pm
being no longer any kind of gestalty thingy united being I do not think Abba can any longer be said to like or dislike anything.

Isn't one of them sort of an eremite?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jun, 2003 10:18 pm
Yes, a spelling joke...I was going for the old SNL Gilda Radner "Never mind" sorta thing...Abba is indeed no more, but I believe 'Mamma Mia' is still running on Broadway.
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jun, 2003 10:25 pm
http://www.rnw.nl/science/html/030610mars.html
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A41961-2003Jun10.html

What's all this I hear about dog racing on Mars? First the Europeans send a Beagle in a rocket, with a dish and everything, to go sniff around for water.

And then NASA sends a rover named "Spirit", also looking for water. Well, of course they'll be thirsty after going all that way! What did they expect?!

I hardly think that's enough reason to spend $800M and not even bring back a stick! And when they start talking about "warm enough and wet enough to nurture the evolution of life" somehow I don't think they have just dog racing on their mind.

I do not trust these scientists who think only of dogs and not people.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jun, 2003 10:27 pm
They aren't REALLY sending pooches to Mars, are they?

And not bringing them BACK??? Waaaaaaah!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jun, 2003 10:29 pm
Whew! THAT kind of Beagle!

And worthily named.

Let us hope that, unlike recent Mars missions, the cry will go up: "The Beagle has landed!"
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jun, 2003 10:31 pm
Let us hope that the Spirit is, indeed, willing - and the flesh not weak.
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jun, 2003 10:35 pm
If there are any rabbits there, we should warn them.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jun, 2003 10:53 pm
Hmmmmmmm.......
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pueo
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jun, 2003 11:14 pm
mention moron's and the bunny shows up first Laughing
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pueo
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jun, 2003 11:16 pm
why i'm here is none of your business Razz
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jun, 2003 11:49 pm
Oh isn't it just!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 05:12 am
You can properly read the news, and still find the moronic. They want to rename the moons of Mars--currently, Phobos and Deimos, Fear and Terror, the war horses which pulled the chariot of Ares. To decide on new names, their having a contest by schoolchildren.

I think we should have such a contest to rename Amereekay--then folks won't know it us comin' . . .
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 07:06 am
My word...has education and culture sunk so low? Oh wait, I saw 'Jackass: The Movie'....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 07:23 am
They ain't changing MY moons!

Hey - how come America gets to change these damned things anyway? Who died and made your school kids god?
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GreenEyes
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 08:30 am
You have to ask? Look who's running America!
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Equus
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 08:42 am
If "Fear" and "Terror" aren't proper names for the Martian moons, how about "Death" and "Taxes"?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 09:59 am
Heeheeheeheeheeheehee -- you slay me, Equus.

Actually, Cunning Coney, it's lil' Brit boys and girls who are in the contest to rename the Martian moons. We will leave the subject of your moons unexamined, as Lovey might be lookin' on . . .
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
Brits eh, how about "bangers" and "mash"?
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