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Tue 26 Sep, 2006 02:25 pm
If you can think of any good or funny pick up lines post them here.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Presents the person with a single rose and say: "I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are."
Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
Some of these are not "pick up lines". If you said many of these to a woman you just met you would undoubtedly get bitch slapped.
Mae West had one of the best pick up lines. "My right leg is Christmas and my left leg is New Years. How'd ya like to visit me between the holidays?"
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