[Humor] Links to terrorist group Al-Jebra in Iraqi schools

Pentagon officials declared significant findings In Iraq that will justify the US attack on and occupation of Iraq.

"We have found hidden in various schools throughout Iraq, evidence of links to the Terrorist Group Al-Jebra." said a spokesman for the Pentagon and US military.

"Amongst our findings were significant findings of Slide rules , protracters, compasses, rulers and texts related to Al-Jebra." He went on to state "They were cleverly hidden in schools throughout Iraq!"

The spokesman said "It is obvious that this is the smoking gun..the long sought after Weapons of math Instruction".

When asked by a reporter "Don't you mean mass destruction?" the spokesman looked puzzled and rushed out of the room.