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THE BRITISH GROUCHY THREAD.

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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 07:33 pm
dlowan wrote:
patiodog wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Mathos wrote:
It's not the argument room either is it? So we have to behave ourselves from now on.


No we don't.


Do so.


Do NOT.


Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

What?

Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!

Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!

OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.

Oh, I see, well, that explains it.

Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.

Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.

Not at all.

Thank You.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 07:38 pm
Corridor of the Absurd
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 07:48 pm
what you say about my mama?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 07:56 pm
I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

Sorry?

I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

Uh, no, no, no. This is a tobacconist's.

Ah! I will not buy this *tobacconist's*, it is scratched.

No, no, no, no. Tobacco...um...cigarettes

Ya! See-gar-ets! Ya! Uh...My hovercraft is full of eels.

Sorry?

My hovercraft ...is full of eels.

Ahh, matches!

Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

Here, I don't think you're using that thing right.

You great poof.

That'll be six and six, please.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I...I am no longer infected.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 08:01 pm
patiodog wrote:
what you say about my mama?



La la la, la la la la la ,, and so on.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 08:08 pm
la la ma ma
ma ma na na
hey hey hey
goodbye
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 08:13 pm
patiodog wrote:
la la ma ma
ma ma na na
hey hey hey
goodbye


Twaddle!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 08:37 pm
'Snot.
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margo
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 08:49 pm
msolga wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Setanta wrote:
oldandknew wrote:
#2 we have the worst government


Horseshit . . . the Americans take a back seat to no one when it comes to bad government . . .


Hmm..we'd give you both a good goddam run for your money. I do think the US would likely win on points, though.


She's right, you know!
A pox on all of em! Evil or Very Mad


This has been my view all along!

I can never understand why people argue so much about politics! Evil or Very Mad
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 08:53 pm
People will argue about something. Politics gives some gristle to the sandwich.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 08:58 pm
mmmmm, gristle
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Mathos
 
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Reply Tue 19 Sep, 2006 12:49 pm
No wonder the countries full of fatties, chewing all the wrong grub and wallowing in the forbidden pleasures of pork scratchings!

Eat cucumber and celery for a healthy heart!
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 19 Sep, 2006 01:07 pm
That also makes for a boring lunch, Mathos... how about a little of everything? Moderation is the key, yeah?
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Mathos
 
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Reply Tue 19 Sep, 2006 02:14 pm
Moderation Mame, that's a way of life for monks isn't it?

Temperance and moderation make sense if your part of a holy order I suppose, I prefer the strolling attitude and then anything goes. :wink:
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 19 Sep, 2006 09:02 pm
patiodog wrote:
mmmmm, gristle


Grrrrr - grizzle! Evil or Very Mad
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 19 Sep, 2006 09:23 pm
I've just read all 18 pages of this thread. It's only a big tease. All this pseudo grouchiness makes me sick. Now, I want you to all get in there and draw some blood, fer chrissakes.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 20 Sep, 2006 02:04 am
edgarblythe wrote:
I've just read all 18 pages of this thread. It's only a big tease. All this pseudo grouchiness makes me sick. Now, I want you to all get in there and draw some blood, fer chrissakes.


Bugger off.
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 20 Sep, 2006 06:02 am
Yeah!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 20 Sep, 2006 07:06 am
msolga wrote:
Yeah!


High five sister!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 20 Sep, 2006 07:45 am
Takes a Texan to be a true grouch.
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