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THE BRITISH GROUCHY THREAD.

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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 06:45 am
OOH! This is getting good.

If Mr/Mrs?ms Grumpybags DOES deign to make an appearance, it could be the Battle of Utica, all over again.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 06:47 am
Setanta wrote:
Take a hike, Wabbit . . . didn't you see the "No Lagomorphs" sign on the door?


No, because there isn't one, you mendacious maladroit!


dyslexia wrote:
Debbie, bugger off!




Ha! Call that an insult? I fart in the general direction of your grandmother, American peeg!


Skinny arse ne'er won fair Wabbit.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 06:47 am
Francis wrote:
dyslexia wrote:
Francis wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
You are too nice a person to belittle me, Francis.

Go ahead though, as it may serve as a bit of practise before this thread gets it's first genuine customer.


I'm told you have a very undersized sexual appendage...

You call that an appendage?


Isn't an appendage something you add?


Np, that would be an addendum.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 06:50 am
We of the great american south-west refer to the appendage exhibited by LE as "a wart with intentions"
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 06:52 am
dyslexia wrote:
We of the great american south-west refer to the appendage exhibited by LE as "a wart with intentions"


Imperial or decimal wart?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 06:53 am
dlowan wrote:
dyslexia wrote:
We of the great american south-west refer to the appendage exhibited by LE as "a wart with intentions"


Imperial or decimal wart?

Yes.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 06:54 am
I was once asked "Who are you going to satisfy with THAT?"

I answered "MEEEEE!"
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 06:56 am
dyslexia wrote:
dlowan wrote:
dyslexia wrote:
We of the great american south-west refer to the appendage exhibited by LE as "a wart with intentions"


Imperial or decimal wart?

Yes.


You are a beast. A beast.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 06:59 am
Right, you lot, I'll be back on Sunday, to see how good you're all getting.

Keep up the bad work!

Byeee.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 06:59 am
dlowan wrote:
dyslexia wrote:
dlowan wrote:
dyslexia wrote:
We of the great american south-west refer to the appendage exhibited by LE as "a wart with intentions"


Imperial or decimal wart?

Yes.


You are a beast. A beast.

You are, or course, aware that I keep a rifle on the mantel but disallow the lady Diane from knowing where the bullets are.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 07:02 am
dyslexia wrote:
dlowan wrote:
dyslexia wrote:
dlowan wrote:
dyslexia wrote:
We of the great american south-west refer to the appendage exhibited by LE as "a wart with intentions"


Imperial or decimal wart?

Yes.


You are a beast. A beast.

You are, or course, aware that I keep a rifle on the mantel but disallow the lady Diane from knowing where the bullets are.



And that is what she allows you to keep thinking, you poor sod.
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 07:16 am
dlowan wrote:
Francis wrote:
dyslexia wrote:
Francis wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
You are too nice a person to belittle me, Francis.

Go ahead though, as it may serve as a bit of practise before this thread gets it's first genuine customer.


I'm told you have a very undersized sexual appendage...

You call that an appendage?


Isn't an appendage something you add?


Np, that would be an addendum.


Pfffttt! These peopple always trying to fool me:

ap·pend·age (-pndj)
n.
1. Something added or attached to an entity of greater importance or size; an adjunct.

You know, like mammary appendages (silicone)..
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 07:18 am
Francis wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Francis wrote:
dyslexia wrote:
Francis wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
You are too nice a person to belittle me, Francis.

Go ahead though, as it may serve as a bit of practise before this thread gets it's first genuine customer.


I'm told you have a very undersized sexual appendage...

You call that an appendage?


Isn't an appendage something you add?


Np, that would be an addendum.


Pfffttt! These peopple always trying to fool me:

ap·pend·age (-pndj)
n.
1. Something added or attached to an entity of greater importance or size; an adjunct.

You know, like mammary appendages (silicone)..




Silicon is an abomination.

How dare you mention its name in my presence?
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 07:26 am
As you can check, I didn't mention silicon but silicone

That's for sure an abomination!
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 07:30 am
Aw, swallow a bubble, the lot of you.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 07:38 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
OOH! This is getting good.

If Mr/Mrs?ms Grumpybags DOES deign to make an appearance, it could be the Battle of Utica, all over again.

I shall make a contribution to Brandon's thread in his/her/its honor.

"Odious."
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 07:54 am
Thought I'd stop by after my shower and wot nots, and just about to jump in the car etc etc.

...to let you know that I've just made another referral on the Brit thread.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 07:56 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
...my shower and wot nots...

It's too early in the morning here for stories about your wot nots....
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 07:57 am
Hopefully, he (or they?) might make a serious appearance with some heavy mudslinging.

I won't be here to read it, of course, as I will now concentrate my time on having A2K fun, learning stuff and generally bantering with funny people.

Good luck with the mudslinging.

I now take permanent leave of this thread.


Have a great weekend, everybody.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 08:03 am
sozobe wrote:
Aw, swallow a bubble, the lot of you.




Pfffffffffft!



DrewDad wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
...my shower and wot nots...

It's too early in the morning here for stories about your wot nots....



There is no time late enough for mention of Ellpus' wot nots.
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