GOT AAA?

Holy crap, NICH! The mouth on you! Save that kind of talk for the road, baby!

Now I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson...

<Yanks down pants, unveiling "the big zucchini". Stuffs underwear in NICH's mouth, and begins to slap her in the face with semi-flaccid member>

TELL ME BIG DADDY, WHY IS IT OK FOR A MAN TO SAY ANYTHING DIRTY BUT WHEN A WOMAN DOES EVERYONE GETS SCARED, TO INTENSE FOR Y'ALL THEN DONT READ IT. IM HORNY AND IM AT WORK KICKY WHATS A GIRL TO DO IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS, I VE ALREADY BEEN TO THE LADIES ROOM TWICE TO MASTERBATE THANKS TO YOU. GETTN' ME ALL HOT AND BOTHERED. DAMN RIGHT I NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON, IVE BEEN BAD AND HAVE HAD A POTTY MOUTH..... I LIKE IT

How the hell did you get that wadded up underwear out o' yer mouth, girl!?

<Stuffs it back in her mouth, grabs duct tape and tapes all the way around her head three times, just to make sure the underwear stays put>

<Begins to viciously pummel-hump the quiet (FINALLY!) NICH into submission.>

I TOOK IT OUT OF MY MOUTH SO I COULD PUT THEM IN YOURS I WANTED TO SHARE THEM WITH YOU BABY, NOW YOU CAN PUMMEL ME WITH MY PANTIES IN YOUR MOUTH AS YOU PANT LIKE A DOG.

(wouldn't it be funny if NICH turns out to be a guy pretending to be a girl...)

<Kicky spits out the panties as he spills his love seed and lets loose with a primal scream that goes something like...>

AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

That was fun. Thanks for the mammaries, baby.

<Wiping penis off on the drapes>

ANYTIME BABY!! CUM AGAIN SOON, OH YEAH BY THE WAY I AM ALL WOMAN!!!!!

<Ellpus removes night vision goggles, does up trousers, lights a Havana and limps off to the nearest bar>

(throwing cold popcorn at the screen)

WHAT??????!!!!!!!!! WHERE'S "LET'S DO THE TIME WARP"!!!!!!!!!!!

BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

OH, WAIT.......

SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.........

GOT AAA
BLACKIE YOUR JUST JEALOUS

I love that my future wife is always shouting. It's so hot. I look forward to many delightful years of bliss listening to that ear-splittingly sweet screeching.

I'm a lucky man.

So NICH, I think it's time for us to run away. I've got the big rig, and I can be ready to roll by saturday morning.



What do you think? Should I swing by your way and pick you up? I figure we could drive it out to Vegas, and get hitched by Elvis. Then I'll look for work and we'll rut like pigs for the rest of our lives, baby.





Oh, and I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to bring my pet baboon. He's like a son to me. His name is Bobo, but I just call him "Baboon" cuz it's shorter.

Gee Kcky, I guess that curse I put on you really is nixed. Have fun in Vegas and save me a piece of the wedding cake.

KICKY BABY I MISS YOUR BIG ()*^) WHER ARE YOU CUM GET ME I WAITING I WILL MARRY YOU. OH BABY I CANT WAIT **** I BROKE MY NAIL, I HORNY KICKY **** ME NOW

I don't know who this Kcky person is, but I'm definitely grateful to have that horrible curse lifted.

Aah, that gentle squawking voice...it is like music to my ears...you are so damn sexy baby! I can't wait to spank the **** out of your rosy red ass on our weddin' night!

Oh, and by the way, Green Witch, cake gives me agita, so you can have my piece. In fact, why don't you come to the wedding? And invite whoever you want!

jeez, that's a real nice rig you got there kicky.

does it have a cb radio?

I would love to cum to your wedding. I'll be the flower girl and throw rose petals in your path. I'll ask Gus to be my date and bring a supply of Tums for you agita. What are the wedding colors? Are you registered at any of the sex shops I might know?