The Little Girl's Fire Truck

The Little Girl's Fire Truck

A fire fighter is working outside the station when he noticed a little girl in a little red wagon wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon has little ladders on the sides and a garden hose coiled in the middle. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter said with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl said.

The fire fighter took a closer look and noticed the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to her cat's testicles.

"Little Partner," the fire fighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."