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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 23 Oct, 2006 08:27 am
We made the very same arrangements here, tell that Mrs. Mathos :wink:
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Tarah
 
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Reply Mon 23 Oct, 2006 08:36 am
I don't fancy the talking clock job at all. When do you get time to sleep or go to the loo? :wink:
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 23 Oct, 2006 08:40 am
Tarah wrote:
I don't fancy the talking clock job at all. When do you get time to sleep or go to the loo? :wink:


All must be accomplished in 15-second intervals. The job is ideal for narcoleptic bedwetters with insomnia.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 23 Oct, 2006 09:05 am
That's me!

I fulfill the person specification...

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 23 Oct, 2006 09:09 am
At the third stroke, it will be 16.09 p.m.

(just practicing)


x
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 23 Oct, 2006 09:14 am
smorgs wrote:
How very dare you, MuckT...

I knew that!

x


Yeah well but you're Chorlton, ain't'cha. Better class of people altogether. :wink:
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 23 Oct, 2006 09:16 am
smorgs wrote:
At the third stroke, it will be 16.09 p.m.

(just practicing)


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!!!! there is no such time as 16.09 p.m. !!!!!

you need more practice
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 23 Oct, 2006 09:22 am
Just look how acurate my timekeeping was! Shocked

I wonder if it's a 'one off' fee, or you get a royalty everytime someone phones you?

I've just had a thought (yes...smutty)

Someone should set up a premium rate, erotic, speaking clock:

"It's one O'clock big boy and I'm wearing pink knickers"

OR:

"At the third stroke..."


(just made myself go red)
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 23 Oct, 2006 09:24 am
Quote:
!!!! there is no such time as 16.09 p.m. !!!!!



Oh, there's always one...

...and it's usually steve...

You pedantic bugger!

I was going to edit it, but thought... no, they'll get the gist...

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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 23 Oct, 2006 09:36 am
smorgs wrote:
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!!!! there is no such time as 16.09 p.m. !!!!!



Oh, there's always one...

...and it's usually steve...

You pedantic bugger!

I was going to edit it, but thought... no, they'll get the gist...

x
Laughing only trying to help. Speaking the time requires special skills, one of them called "getting it right" Laughing
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 23 Oct, 2006 09:40 am
yeah, but no, but yeah, but no - right!

x
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Mathos
 
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Reply Mon 23 Oct, 2006 01:26 pm
It'll be alright on the night, right!
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 23 Oct, 2006 02:52 pm
I'm going to take my noisy camera in to the camera shop tomorrow.
But, they won't have time to fix it before I go off on Friday.

Maybe they can tell me how bad it is, though.

I'm gutted for Spoony and Ola.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 23 Oct, 2006 05:15 pm
McTag wrote:
I'm going to take my noisy camera in to the camera shop tomorrow.
But, they won't have time to fix it before I go off on Friday.

Maybe they can tell me how bad it is, though.

I'm gutted for Spoony and Ola.
Spendi and Ola doing what?
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The Grand Duke
 
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Reply Mon 23 Oct, 2006 07:33 pm
DJ Spoony off of Radio 1? Doing the dancing thing? I heard about this but managed to avoid watching any of it. It was funny, I understand?
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 01:40 am
Funny, no. Tragic, yes. The talented Spoony and the lovely Ola were voted off the dancing competition by a capricious telephone vote.

If you'd ever seen Ola in her dancing outfit, you'd know why I am so upset.

http://www.danceplaza.com/gallery/Rob_Ronda/Blackpool_2006/Friday_26th_May/Prof_RS_Latin/ProfRSLatin110kl.JPG
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 04:13 am
What happened to her chin?
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 05:15 am
She had a shave. It's a bloke in drag.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 06:26 am
Spendi can suss the trannies out then?

Familiarity, breeds contempt!
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 24 Oct, 2006 07:35 am
Dorothy Parker wrote:
What happened to her chin?


She may have a little bit of underbite, or be a very determined lass....either way, the whole effect is rather fetching.

http://www.danceplaza.com/gallery/Rob_Ronda/Blackpool_2006/Friday_26th_May/Prof_RS_Latin/ProfRSLatin128g.JPG

http://www.bbc.co.uk/strictlycomedancing/images/173_full/spoony01.jpg
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