THE BRITISH THREAD

Well smorgs as Mct said sometimes our spendi likes to pull someones chain and you just did a good flush.


Who is this Reg Elliot!!? I've heard of Billy elliot. And no I have not seen an espisode of Footballers Wives.

He's a soap opera (Coronation Street) character...

I say he's a soap opera character...

(his catch phrase is to repeat things - and he's a butcher - suspendy's a vegan)

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thanks that explains a lot. I just knew[/i] he wasnt from planet earth.

Oooh, you're in for it now!


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You can't raise mine.....

Sorry

Bet I could...

All cats are grey in the dark...x

I like to leave the lights on

Bring along some super troopers...

I still could...

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super troopers???? What is that ????

Think they are like stagelights Prince. (you know like in the Abba song?)

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I knew the ABBA song long before I knew it was a stage light.

Hey if Smorgie and the prince are getting it on, can I sell tickets?

I'll sell t-shirts and programmes then.

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Someone should ask me at first since: I'm selling the marketing rights ...

The Original Smorgie Prince Merchandise ®™ ltd

I expect it'd be like waiting for pandas to mate.

Hey- I sure got smorgsie going with that one eh lads?

Nothing like getting them a bit mad to excise all this polite shite is there?

I don't mind all this feminism. It just amuses me. Women have nothing but contempt for men who buy into it after the initial flatteries are over and done with. They hate men who give in to them. I've been told many times.

They want men not clones of themselves minus the good bits. They like strong handling. Isn't that right smorgsie? Who wants unisex? Vive la difference.

Men who favour feminism do so because they don't like the idea of women and children first into the lifeboats. Let's have equality they say then they can use their superior physical strength to be first into the lifeboat. Ridiculous. Men are ten a penny. Expendable. Cannon fodder. Count the sperm. If you use buckets there's still more than the eggs. Is that a fact or not.

And who's in the labour ward? And who's on the pill? And who's got the plastic coil? And who's having the abortions? Who's on the tranquis?

Who was that silly sod on the news last night who was having an AIDS test every few weeks so she could continue her ridiculous lifestyle and who was the lady who opposed her who was forty years older than her and at least ten times as beautiful.

Did you know that an ex-editor of Cosmopolitan publicy apologised for her activities during her term in office.

It's all a media hype engineered through corruptly recruited women, daughters and nieces etc with the right connections, who like to draw attention to themselves by making controversial statements. A couple of hundred at most. Can't write for toffee. And millions of ordinary women are the sad victims.

"All men are rapists" being the most famous and "Romance is rape" being another.

A £3.99 Valentine card and a Barry Manilow tape for a quickie. Piece of cake. 7 and 1/2 minutes I gather is the average.

"Valentines can't buy her."-- Bob Dylan.

Has nobody anything to say about the disparity between the Croation population size and the superiority of their football. Pretty startling it seems to me.

The biology of women renders them dependent. Don't blame me for that or for my refusing to face it.

Did you say something, PDoggy?


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Eeee, you've got some fancy, pancy I.T. stuff, Walter...

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Don't forget people - Extras tonight. How funny was that last week when his doll went off at the Bafta's?