THE BRITISH THREAD

smorgs wrote:

She's going to kill you when she gets back, Ellpus!

Maybe... she's...just 'foreign'

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Strange that smorgsi girl, she looks a little on the Hispanic side to me, I thought it when she first came on board. Reminds me very much of an Argentinian Lady who is head waiter at a flash Argentinian Steak restaurant in the Jawarah Dubai.

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You're most welcome Dag, as long as you behave yourself.

There's a young Slovak lady who works behind the counter in my local wine shop. Five foot one, exotic accent and bloody gorgeous.

I asked her if she knew you, but she didn't Im afraid.

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's ok, jb. i know. you ain't british enough either anyways.

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JPB, spendius was just referring to me, I should leave this thread,
but you know that he can kiss my ass Wink

By the way, Mathos, we've seen pictures (at the gallery) of Lord Ellpus
and he's exceptionally good looking. Who knew? I doubt that you - or
spendius for that matter - can even come close.

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Hiya dag!

Ellpus:

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Could be a 60 year old, fat, balding Yorkshireman, trying to lure the women (or men) into his own little private world, for all I know.

Hope there are no fat, balding Yorkshire men on A2K - you're in big trouble... they'll set whippets on ya!

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dagmaraka wrote:

...psstt, ellpus, i just posted a long update on how it all happened on my indian thread...

Bloody hell! Hope it's got photos.

I'm diving in there right now....

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Dagmarka, I don't know you, but I noticed your 'wedding photograph' yesterday I think. You both look great and really happy. Congratulations.

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I wish I was British like dag. Then I could come in.

My surname's British, though, so somewhere along the way there must have been a patrilineal limey (likely so, given the pond 'twixt us and them).

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CalamityJane wrote:

JPB, spendius was just referring to me, I should leave this thread,
but you know that he can kiss my ass

By the way, Mathos, we've seen pictures (at the gallery) of Lord Ellpus
and he's exceptionally good looking. Who knew? I doubt that you - or
spendius for that matter - can even come close.

I think this is exactly what Spendius was hinting at Cal. I don't know why your taking the huff at British banter. It's historical.

You can stay on any thread you want as far as I am concerned, I don't have any inhibitions what-so-ever regarding people of any race coming on board. Spendi might feel he has a right to keep it British, he is entitled to that right, but I guarantee between us Brits, he wouldn't win!

Welcome to our British thread or threads young lady.

Finally, I'd back my looks against anyone! I don't flaunt it on here because hearts would break. If you want a pic of Mathos, send me your e-mail address by PM and you can have one. Then feel free to comment.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble.

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Everybody is welcome here - regardless of Nationality, after all this is The British thread, we are very hospitable, kind and gregarious people, I think you'll find the numerous friendly posts on this this thread, bears this out.

I'm listening to The Beatles 'Baby, it's you' from Please, Please Me.

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Mathos!

You vain bugger!

Bet you wear a medallion round your perma-tanned neck too...

(send me a piccy - nekked)

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Naked is a bit strong smorgsi, for the first one anyhow. Then again you didn't mean it, or you'd have PM'd your e-mail address over. Then you can have one full monty!

The Bolton lasses, all mouth and knickers!

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You wouldn't think that spendius can stop me, eh?
After all, a2k is an American website, you're only tolerated my dear
Brits Wink

Mathos, trust me, looks alone will only blend the very young and stupid.
Lord Ellpus happens to have a combination of good looks and character -
that's not as common as one might think.

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Mathos wrote:

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble.

I know, Mathos. Believe me.

The reason for my concern was that I didn't want an impressionable Brit fella getting all goo goo eyed and end up somewhere munching a pillow, shouting through clenched teeth "AAAARRRGGHHH!!" repeatedly.

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My email address is right above your head (smorgs on top)

You fooooool!

Don't bother with a naked one though, I have one of those from Ellpus, and it would put all others in the shade...

smorgs

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Well, it puts my feet in the shade, it must be said.

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I'm all ears Maaaaaaaaaaaam.

You American ladies sure are the dogs bollocks when it comes to carrying the banner!

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CalamityJane wrote:

Mathos, trust me, looks alone will only blend the very young and stupid.
Lord Ellpus happens to have a combination of good looks and character -
that's not as common as one might think.

The pound note is in the post, CJ, as agreed.

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smorgsi

You got mail

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calam wrote:

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After all, a2k is an American website, you're only tolerated my dear
Brits

It's a good job you put that smiley in there, that's all I'm prepared to say -apart from...

THE BRITISH INVENTED THE BLOODY COMPUTER! :wink: :wink: :wink:

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