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spendy wrote:

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One thing seemingly lacking in your knowledge smorgsy is that the female liver is appreciably smaller than that of males and thus alcohol has a more deleterious effect on ladies than on gentlemen. And by quite a margin.

I am aware of this... thanks

I have difficulty metabolising alcohol anyway - I really shouldn't drink at all... but most of us do things we shouldn't, that's what makes us human.

But I hardly ever drink. I suppose the occasional binge does more harm than maybe a couple of glasses a day?

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It is a ghost coming though isnt it. Mr G says there are no ghosts he says your being a silly girl Lyn But there are some, because you go to be a ghost when you die.

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suspendy,

I thought you meant stripe as in female undergrowth waxing...

Well, I am a girl!

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Ha ha, thats funny smorgs, I know I call it my landing strip ha ha.

Bye bye everybody. xx

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lyn,

what famous man did you meet last night?

Do tell...

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But I have a sniff when I go to the ladies.

aw dont be so sad lyn here have a hanky Wink

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did i mention this? hope the hangover is over s

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Europe have thrashed the USA 18½-9½ to win the Ryder Cup for a record third time in a row after dominating the singles at the K Club in Ireland.

well I know the irish spanish and swedish are not actually brits but honorary brits for today

hey hey usa

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Steve 41oo wrote:

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But I have a sniff when I go to the ladies.
aw dont be so sad lyn here have a hanky

Maybe it's a "different" kind of sniff. All lined up and ready to go?

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Lord Ellpus wrote:

Steve 41oo wrote:
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But I have a sniff when I go to the ladies.
aw dont be so sad lyn here have a hanky

Maybe it's a "different" kind of sniff. All lined up and ready to go?

er no? when a lady goes to the loo for a sniff...its because she has not been treated properly...by so beastly man no doubt who took all the class A dr...who made her CRY

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Methinks Miss Lyn may come from the Billingsgate area of London.

Is that correct, Miss Lyn?

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I'm feeling better now, just had a batth...

Went to the shops and saw loads of police vans and cars with sirens blaring rushing down the main route into Manchester City center - hope nothings going on!

You can't really go into the centre due to the Labour party conf. and some numbskull having his laptop with the security arrangements stolen!

I wish they would bugger off back to Blackpool!

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smorgs wrote:

Went to the shops and saw loads of police vans and cars with sirens blaring rushing down the main route into Manchester City center - hope nothings going on!

Nothing serious, only the Labour conference :wink:

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Blackpool proved to be too windy for Mrs Prescott's beehive.

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smorgsy wrote-

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I wish they would bugger off back to Blackpool!

Now there's a proper feminine attitude to politics I must say.

Would that they were all so sensible.

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Have you seen Blackpool of late?

I drove through earlier today and its a total **** hole!

If they build a Caesars Palace there and get the place turned into a leisure and pleasure resort instead of the last resort it will once again rise as a tribute to Lancashire (even if they do call it Fylde.)

Looks like you had a good night smorgs! Didn't know Spendi would be up to chastising you though just for letting your hair down like that. Actually if you read between the lines and follow his drinking patterns you could almost sniff the pangs of envy and sheer jealousy there.

Incidentally '**** for brains' we don't want sensible women, they only act like Margaret Thatcher and Margaret Becket!

The cockney lass as well, she needs an optician, Lord Ellpus, handsome? I haven't stopped laughing at that yet!

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"The cockney lass......."

If you say so, Mathos.

On both counts.

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Come on LE even your not so dumb as to think she wasn't winding you up like a 'bloody clockwork orange'.

Are you?

Posh and pampered as well, my my my, said the spider to the fly!

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Shut the eff up, Mathos!

I've got a headache!

Stop goading, and get back on the sunbed (Judith)

(you know I adore you)

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oops sorry, I should have said "shut the **** up - MR MATHOS!

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Mathos, the compliments paid to me were just brushed aside, as I had an uneasy feeling about accepting them from someone who, in my opinion, is probably not a cockney, nor a lass.

That was the gist of my last post.

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Smorgs, I love it when you talk dirty. :wink:

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