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No, I strongly disagree, Mrs Premier. You see, when a man loves a woman, it's terribly difficult to concentrate, as he can't keep his mind on nothing else. You see, he'll trade the world for the good thing he's found.
If she's bad he can't see it, she can do no wrong, he'll even turn his back on his best friend, If that rotter were to "put her down", so to speak.

Yes.....when a man loves a woman, he'll spend his very last dime, trying to hold on to what he needs. For instance, he'd give up all his comfort, even possibly sleep out in the rain, if she said that's the way it ought to be.

Well, this man loves a woman, and I gave you everything I had, in an effort to hold on to your precious love, so <AHEM> ....Baby, please don't treat me baaaaad.

What I'm trying to say is that when a man loves a woman, right down deep in his soul, she can bring him such misery. If she plays him for a fool, he's the last one to know, becuae my dear, lovin' eyes can't ever see.
Finally, when a man loves a woman, he can do no wrong, he can never own some other girl
Yes, before you disagree about all this my little sugarplum, when a man loves a woman, I know exactly how he feels, because ....<AHEM>.....baby, baby, baby, you're my world.

Note:- The preceeding paragraphs have nothing whatsoever to do with the song sung by Percy Sledge.

So what about it, old girl, fancy a quick snifter and then a bit of the old hide the sausage?

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Oh, Ellpy darling, how could a jam making, spatula wielding, matronly bussomed shrinking violet resist such an offer. Your kitchen? Or mine...............

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No silly, it is nothing more than a chemical reaction produced in the body on meeting a person special to ones psyche, and obviously it wears thin after a while.

Do all of you women want our blood as well as our souls?

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The previous love dialogue, between the esteemed Mrs Avril Premier and myself, was conducted as part of an experiment to prove that it could be done....

http://www.able2know.com/forums/a2k-post2267514.html&highlight=#2267514

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Well now you can collect your CDM Lord Haw Haw.

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Thank you, Mandius.

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Haw Haw, is the Mandius input a substitute for Spendius or have I acclaimed a trinity title so to speak?

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is anyone else getting a little tired of this?

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Weren't you one of the instigators Stevie boy?

You make ridiculous outlandish allegations on the back of sweet FA and then want to wind it up without an apology or other, come on, play the Brit even if you can't act one!

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Yes, Steve.

I hope that Bendy never latches on to you.

It sort of ruins the fun of A2K, really. His whole intention, I suppose.

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Anyway, the wanker(s) can play with themselves now. I'm outta here.

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Yep run as fast as you can when the **** hits the fan Haw Haw, you owe me an apology mate, and you should be man enough to issue it

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you know that last post, from spendi

well it read just like spendy but it was from mathos...could have sworn.

DONT PLAY GAMES WITH ME YOU edited for sake of continuing on a2k

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Mathos wrote:

Yep run as fast as you can when the **** hits the fan Haw Haw, you owe me an apology mate, and you should be man enough to issue it

Bollocks to that, Spenthos. This is the last time I will ever reply or converse with you (two) total weirdos.

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Good, your a gormless looking, uneducated piece of **** in any event. I'm glad your not man enough to apologise.

Please yourself if you want to grovel to Spendi you moron.

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I feel sure that any threader who is familiar with my style will know that there is no chance of my stooping to such low invective as is to be seen in the last post and I have been subjected myself to such things numerous times by the atheists on wande's Intelligent Design thread without feeling the need to answer in kind or them having the slightest effect on me.

I thought Ellpus's gratuitous use of "lonely" about me was far worse than what Mathos has written. I also think that the weary, repetitive dirge about Mathos and myself is infantile and reminds me of the saying about dogs returning to their vomit. It's a species of that intellectual laziness which, when it has an idea, in this case not even a new one, thinks it is a fact simply on the basis of it having had it and having brayed it. Why anybody would sully smorgsy's thread with such obvious dross is beyond my comprehension.

The aristocratic cyber persona adopted by Ellpus can be seen through in every post he composes. He's the phoney. He has made a cheap and trite jibe about grammar school boys and denigrated a literary education in standard anti-intellectualism mantras and he's running the Mathius hare to try to deflect attention from him having been sussed as an example of the ruinous comprehensive system which will soon be rolled back out of sheer necessity. Thin skins are a danger to social organisation and personal welfare.

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Mathos wrote:

Good, your a gormless looking, uneducated piece of **** in any event. I'm glad your not man enough to apologise.

Please yourself if you want to grovel to Spendi you moron.

You misspelled "you're."

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Thanks for that Setanta, it was kind of you to let me know.

You can polish your halo now!

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spendius wrote:

I feel sure that any threader who is familiar with my style will know that there is no chance of my stooping to such low invective as is to be seen in the last post and I have been subjected myself to such things numerous times by the atheists on wande's Intelligent Design thread without feeling the need to answer in kind or them having the slightest effect on me.

I thought Ellpus's gratuitous use of "lonely" about me was far worse than what Mathos has written. I also think that the weary, repetitive dirge about Mathos and myself is infantile and reminds me of the saying about dogs returning to their vomit. It's a species of that intellectual laziness which, when it has an idea, in this case not even a new one, thinks it is a fact simply on the basis of it having had it and having brayed it. Why anybody would sully smorgsy's thread with such obvious dross is beyond my comprehension.

The aristocratic cyber persona adopted by Ellpus can be seen through in every post he composes. He's the phoney. He has made a cheap and trite jibe about grammar school boys and denigrated a literary education in standard anti-intellectualism mantras and he's running the Mathius hare to try to deflect attention from him having been sussed as an example of the ruinous comprehensive system which will soon be rolled back out of sheer necessity. Thin skins are a danger to social organisation and personal welfare.

Of course, Bendy....EVERYONE on A2K really thought that I was a genuine Lord.

Now you've dashed their dreams, and they will go to bed tonight, just that little sadder, knowing they've been conned.

GROW UP, MAN!

All this snivelling around after me, simply because I happened to be play flirting with the object of your obsession, only makes you look like a sad, sad individual.

I am just about sick and tired of your constant whining. You have appeared at my heels for the past week or so, snapping away, hoping for a reaction, and now when you know that you've made yourself look a total prat, you bring out the Stradivarius and bang on about loneliness, and how awful I'VE been to you!

Well, I see it as it is. You, with your moaning, whining and weasly words about me, were asking for much more than a few short sentences. If you were in my physical vicinity at that time, I would have bitch slapped you all the way back up to the godforsaken Pub in which you seem to live.

I don't know how or why this thread has been unlocked, but the fact that it HAS been unlocked saddens me, as it gives you the opportunity to start snapping at me again.

Now, please.....f*ck off out of my A2K life, and go and stalk someone else.

THAT is my final word on this whole sad, sorry state, apart from one final sentence.

I am really pleased that I am now able to thank Calamity Jane in public, for being in my corner over the past few pages. Thanks, Jane.

(excuse typos - or if you're a picky c*nt like Mathos, grammar as well)

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I now take my leave of A2K, until I feel good and ready to return.

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