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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 05:47 am
McTag wrote:
basement.


Don't you mean CELLER?

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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 08:39 am
Queenie wrote-

Quote:
envious of having a penis?
Perhaps not, but sometimes envious of the 'power' it seems to give men.


I covered that with the undervaluation and bad management thing I think. I intended to. Did it escape your notice.

High valuation and sound management would result in utter contempt for the idea of penis envy.

As Germaine Greer once said- "Men are like carrots- cheap and plentiful and easily cooked".

She writes in "certain newspapers" and appears on "certain TV shows".

You know!
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 12:04 pm
Germaine had a programme about Frank Zappa on Radio 4 today but I missed it.

Germaine knows about bush tucker

No I did not mean in the SELLER
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 12:11 pm
Okay today I dug out the last two Leylandii, a gurt big overgrown laurel bush and a laburnum tree.

I feel as if I've had ten rounds with a 600 lb gorilla. No Radox.

If you're good, I'll put up some photos later.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 12:27 pm
Now you can buy Viagra over the counter in Boots!

4 tablets for £50!!!!

So....

McT £12.50
Clary £12.50
Ellpus £12.50
smorgs £12.50

= jolly good night in!

Works for woman, so I'm told, not that I need it Laughing

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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 12:49 pm
smorgs wrote:
Now you can buy Viagra over the counter in Boots!

4 tablets for £50!!!!

So....

McT £12.50
Clary £12.50
Ellpus £12.50
smorgs £12.50

= jolly good night in!

Works for woman, so I'm told, not that I need it Laughing

x


Tsk Tsk
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 12:55 pm
Where's this jolly foursome going to take place!!!??? Shocked
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 01:01 pm
smorgs wrote:
Now you can buy Viagra over the counter in Boots!

4 tablets for £50!!!!

So....

McT £12.50
Clary £12.50
Ellpus £12.50
smorgs £12.50

= jolly good night in!

Works for woman, so I'm told, not that I need it Laughing

x


Smorgi, you are a caution.

I might need two.
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 01:04 pm
You have two penii McTag ???/ Shocked Shocked Shocked
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 03:15 pm
the prince wrote:
You have two penii McTag ???/ Shocked Shocked Shocked


SHAREDYS!!!!

(Why in the North, Clary... where all the action is, you and Ellpus will have to commute)

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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 04:14 pm
smorgs wrote:
Now you can buy Viagra over the counter in Boots!

4 tablets for £50!!!!

So....

McT £12.50
Clary £12.50
Ellpus £12.50
smorgs £12.50

= jolly good night in!

Works for woman, so I'm told, not that I need it Laughing

x


I'm in!!

One thing though, can you make sure I swallow it quickly this time, as last time it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck all weekend.



















Apparently, the antidote to Viagra is a simple aspirin tablet.
You put it in your shoe and it immediately makes you limp.
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 06:28 pm
It's cheating the evolutionary inelectables.

I heard it gave you a stiff neck and I also heard that stiff necks are a sign a pisser coming up.

I might try one in a drug experiment conducted by authorised companies with sufficient inducements but not otherwise.

smorgsie deserves better than a pneumatic/chemico pump.
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 14 Feb, 2007 01:19 am
Funny, Ellpers old bean.

Good morning.

I watched a bit of "Life on Mars" last night and it did not entertain me much I'm afraid. Not my thing.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 14 Feb, 2007 01:28 am
Mornin' all!

I'm all bunged up...

I sound like a Lemsip advert.

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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 14 Feb, 2007 01:39 am
Morning (your time), Sarah! Very Happy

Greetings from the hot place!
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 14 Feb, 2007 01:42 am
Hedging; before

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c277/Tags1/127_2748.jpg
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 14 Feb, 2007 02:24 am
Where's after?


Happy Valentine's Day to all our readers.
http://www.blumen.com/images/bouquet%20red%20roses.jpg
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 14 Feb, 2007 02:50 am
Mornin' msolga, mornin' Clary

...get any Valentines?

Roses are red, Viagra is blue
They sell it in Boots
I'll buy some for you!

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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 14 Feb, 2007 03:07 am
Blimey McT!

Don't do yourself a mischief!

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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 14 Feb, 2007 03:44 am
I've phoned in sick!

AND I really am, got no voice!

Beatles for Valentine's Day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdnM9aEeQG0

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