suspendy (cheeky bugger) wrote, and thought he'd got away with it!
Quote:I think that deep inside the smorgsie slapper image is a sweet respectable lady trying to burst forth.
Bollocks! I am a sweet respectable slapper.
Quote:I think she would really like to be looking after a senior sanitation engineer with a PhD in ****-shifting and have waiting for him when he comes home from his struggles and torments a perfectly run establishment, a four course dinner all expertly prepared and be much grovelled to by the local tradespeople when fussing over the courgettes and best cuts and haggling with the dealers over the price of an antique computer table in a 4-bed detached with 2 loos, internal turd pipe, conservatory and shrubs in tubs type of set up somewhere in the precincts of the salubrious suburbs.
Bollocks! Although admit to a yearning for domesticity, and I am a good cook (boast, boast), I would love to have a lifestyle that allowed me to work part-time and spend the rest of the afternoon just dreaming up recipes, baking banana bread and swooning round sainsbury's like a Stepford Wife... but sadly, I know that will never happen. I'm pushing 50 now, no-one's going to take me on, besides, most men think I'm strange and that's fine by me. I was once described as a 'posh scally'... I like that tag, nearly as much as 'pink chubby'.
Quote:I think she thought men were too easy.
They are! But I don't mean that in a disparaging way... they're just less complicated than women. They display their agendas quite openly, I like that in men or women. It doesn't mean I don't like them, I love men. It's just I've not met many who were my match, they mistake my independence for aloofness sometimes, but it's not the case, I'm kind and very loving, but I can't play the game as well as other women.
Quote:Underestimated them so to speak although I do understand how that is so tempting. You will never catch old spendi underestimating anybody. Not even a workshy layabout with 8 pints inside him.
Bollocks! I never underestimate anyone! Especially not you.
Quote:If happiness actually is, as the divine Marquis said, the extension of pleasure and there is a price to be paid for it, which he duly did, then I think the price paid by the wife of a senior sanitation engineer represents something of a bargain and getting a good bargain is one of the very sweetest pleasures I am told that a lady of refinement and sophistication can experience. What is a few minutes every now and again of what Julie Burchill (a real feminist) referred to on Newsnight once in the presence of her ex-husband, a mover and shaker no less, as a "little local irritation".
Sweeping Bollocks! I've no yearning for a bargain, I don't even like shopping... and I'm more of a feminist then JB will ever aspire to be. So are most women I know.
Quote:Maybe smorgsie should read Jane Austen again only not as a story but more as a real feminist scientific treatise on the best way to proceed having found oneself stuck, through no fault of one's own, as a female person within what Charles Darwin, and many others, have called The Struggle For Existence or The Survival Of The Fittest.
You patronising bugger! I have always considered JA to be the perfect feminist. I am NOT stuck, I'm just surviving, like everybody else.
Don't forget it's my birthday next week spends, shall I send you my address?
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