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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jan, 2007 06:54 am
Just been phoned by one of my customers (pissed), he asked me out on a date - what a catch!

He said I made him feel like man...

I said "ta, you make me feel like a man too".

Day five of no smoking... started sniffing the Jobseekers!

x
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jan, 2007 06:59 am
"Day five of no smoking... started sniffing the Jobseekers!"

Keep it up smorgs, proud of you!
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jan, 2007 07:08 am
smorgs wrote:

Day five of no smoking... started sniffing the Jobseekers!
x


focus on how food tastes and smells now that you can actually taste it again.

3 cheers for smorgs
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jan, 2007 07:33 am
I can't bloody focus on food!

It will make me eat it!

I don't mind being a pink chubby (as sussy so endearingly describes me) but I don't want to be a non-smoking fat bastard.

x
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jan, 2007 08:24 am
Wot, like me?
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jan, 2007 08:33 am
smorgs wrote:
Just been phoned by one of my customers (pissed), he asked me out on a date - ...
x
Look on it as a perk of the job.

Congrats on no smoking btw. Keep it up.
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jan, 2007 11:00 am
kitchenpete wrote:
It's been very windy in Prague, as well.

I hope my flight back to London for the weekend will not be too horribly delayed. I wnat to get back to see my girlfriend...not easy, the long distance relationship thing.

Anyway, I've been looking at the snow forecasts and it looks as if the next few days will bring lots of fresh powder to the Alps, which means that next weekend I'll see if I can drive down there and catch some of it.

KP


You have to drive to Switzerland to get cocaine? Rolling Eyes
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jan, 2007 11:07 am
McTag wrote:
The wind seems to have dropped, so today I'm mending fences.

Kind of like riding the range. Yippee-ki-eye-oh.


Finished my repairs, and though I says it as shouldn't, it was not too bad a job. Any damn fool can work with sound wood, but it takes a master bodger to make a reasonable job with half-rotten stuff. Smile

That should hold for a while, and we can save up for a new one.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jan, 2007 12:32 pm
Going to a 'hat' party (don't ask ME) in Flixton tonight...

I'm wearing a black trilby, Linda's wearing a policewoman's hat, which was originally mine but she moaned it off me!

Should see the state of my bedroom where I've been hunting for suitable attire...

Cleavage or no cleavage?

Hair down or up, curly or straight?

Stockings or bare legged (it's a cold night)?

Bugger!!!!

I hate parties.

Takes you ages to get ready and then after an hour you're too pissed to care... well I am anyway, AND it's going to be smokey...

moan, moan, moan, moan

x
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jan, 2007 12:41 pm
Steve wrote-

Quote:
Thanks uncle spends. Do watch a tv show called Big Brother? Can you explain it to me. I seems to have caused a diplomatic rift with the Government of India.


I presume the "I" should read "It".

No. I can't explain it other than by saying that it is Television gazing up its own fundament from which feat it would seem cash can be generated out of a section of the population which I find it difficult to contemplate with equanimity.
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jan, 2007 01:01 pm
spendius wrote:
Steve wrote-

Quote:
Thanks uncle spends. Do watch a tv show called Big Brother? Can you explain it to me. I seems to have caused a diplomatic rift with the Government of India.


I presume the "I" should read "It".

No. I can't explain it other than by saying that it is Television gazing up its own fundament from which feat it would seem cash can be generated out of a section of the population which I find it difficult to contemplate with equanimity.


Yes, it's very like a freak show, or similar to the Jerry Springer Show where they set a lot of trailer trash at each other's throats and then feign superiority...and of course no blame for the fuss attaches to the designers of the show.
They used to sell tickets to let people gawp at incarcerated lunatics, didn't they? Seems things haven't materially changed.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jan, 2007 01:15 pm
spendius wrote:
Steve wrote-

Quote:
Thanks uncle spends. Do watch a tv show called Big Brother? Can you explain it to me. I seems to have caused a diplomatic rift with the Government of India.


I presume the "I" should read "It".

No. I can't explain it other than by saying that it is Television gazing up its own fundament from which feat it would seem cash can be generated out of a section of the population which I find it difficult to contemplate with equanimity.


...that means he doesn't like it btw.

x
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jan, 2007 01:27 pm
smorgs wrote:
spendius wrote:
Steve wrote-

Quote:
Thanks uncle spends. Do watch a tv show called Big Brother? Can you explain it to me. I seems to have caused a diplomatic rift with the Government of India.


I presume the "I" should read "It".

No. I can't explain it other than by saying that it is Television gazing up its own fundament from which feat it would seem cash can be generated out of a section of the population which I find it difficult to contemplate with equanimity.


...that means he doesn't like it btw.

x
thanks for the translation S. Mr S has a way with words dontcha think? Enjoy the party. Frilly nicks?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jan, 2007 01:30 pm
...but of course

Going to put slap on now.

Have fun

x
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jan, 2007 01:38 pm
smorgs wrote:
...Going to put slap on now...x
Think of the billions spent on advertising. The allure, the mystique, aroma, le je ne sais pas...and you women call it slap. Good.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jan, 2007 06:16 pm
Mac wrote-

Quote:
They used to sell tickets to let people gawp at incarcerated lunatics, didn't they? Seems things haven't materially changed.


I sincerely hope Mac that, as a man who mends fences, dines in eateries which radiate images of your honorific position in society, junkets with fabulous females in Mumbai and thrashes up and down the motorways at regular intervals, occasionally successfully, that you are not fully appraised of the deeper intellectual significance of your remark.

As for slappers- the less said the better. All chickens actually. It's the quiet ones you need to watch.
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hamburger
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jan, 2007 07:57 pm
you british fellows sure know how to live !
just read : beau brummell - the ultimate man of style by ian kelley .

from the chapter : a day in the high life
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i will attempt to scetch the day of a young man of fashion ; and of such a one a single day describes his whole life .
he thinks of rising about 11 in the morning , and having taken a slight breakfast , puts on his riding coat and repairs to ... all the fashionable streets off hyde park ... visits the most noted shops and ... after bespeaking something there , he ... drives from one exhibition to the other , stops at the caricature shops and , at about three drives to a fashionable hotel .
here he takes his lunch , reads the papers , arranges his parties for the evening and strolls home at five .
his toilet he finds prepared and his valet is waiting for him ... by seven he is dressed and goes to dinner ...
at nine he goes to the play . not to see it ... but to flirt from box to box , to look at the ladies whom he knows and to show himself to others whom he does not ... he then proceeds to a rout , a bal , or the faro bank of some lady of distinction ... about four in the morning , exhausted with fatigue he returns home ; to recommence , the next morning , the follies of the past day .

http://www.georgianindex.net/Prinny/brummel.jpg

just a footnote :
unfortunately , the syphilis paid him a visit at an early age and the mercury treatments were not very pleasant - he lost all his teeth , his hair ... ...

still , he lived it up for a while ... before he had to flee to france when his gambling debts got a little heavy , poor sod !
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jan, 2007 02:54 am
I soo know how he feels...

Party was sucessful, well the Police and Ambulance came, which is how we measure a sucessful soiree in Manchester.

Went in a Trilby - came home in a Sombrero.

Someone I know, who's a bit of a bigot (well a huge bigot actually, but I don't want to do him a dis-service as he may be a changed man after this weekend's events) ended up collapsing, and was administered to, buy a gay man - including mouth to mouth. I don't know whether he knows this small detail, but I will certainly inform him (with relish) when he has recovered sufficiently.

Tried for ages to get on yesterday - can't believe how much I missed ya, and I aint even kissed ya.

x
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jan, 2007 02:57 am
smorgs wrote:
Tried for ages to get on yesterday - can't believe how much I missed ya, and I aint even kissed ya.


For nearly 24 hours we all were left on our owns - you can't imagine what mess I made without being advised by my fellow A2K'ers during that time!

And no kisses from smorgs were a hell!



Good morning, btw!
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jan, 2007 03:02 am
Doesn't it show up the holes in our lives?! Embarrassed
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