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THE BRITISH THREAD

 
 
Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 05:41 am
Bendy, have you visited Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters yet today?

If not, I would recommend that you do, as it will calm you down somewhat.

Or is it the fact that you are unable to, that is causing you to be so grouchy?
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 05:55 am
Prince wrote-

Quote:
I am tired. How do I perk myself for the weekend?


What's the starting position? Roughly.

What possibilities are you able to choose from?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 06:04 am
This may be right up someone's back passage.....

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=82767



(Back Sunday, folks)
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 07:45 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
[...and I have a sneaky suspicion that you are either Bendy's favourite drinking pal, or possibly Bendy himself!

Only my opinion, mind. I'm not stating it as fact, at all.



Listen Ellpus, and listen carefully, you have not crossed swords with me before, so if you want to remain looking the same as you do when you visit the mirror, keep of my back with regards to that blithering brain damaged oink.

He is not, my drinking partner! Nor are we one and the same.

Voicing opinions in the manner you have is a load of crap.

I could be of the opinion that your the bloody son of Lord Haw Haw, Charlie Drake or even Peter Sutcliffe, but I don't make accusations so lightly.I don't know why you threw your little girl tantrum in the first place, he hadn't given you cause for concern in my book.

Now look what you have done!

Even I have to admit that his post reference 2263575 in response to your outbursts is well qualified.

It seems to me that you have enough on your plate with that dick head, you might be as well handling him before you start making accusations about my existence mate!

I hope that makes the point clear enough!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 07:49 am
Oh! What a surprise.....guess who turns up again, when poor old bendy is in trouble.

Which tweedle are YOU?

I'm so glad I started this today, it's going to save me SO much energy....


<AHEM>

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=82767
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 08:00 am
spendius wrote:
I gave an excellent reason in post 2262299...


Mathos wrote:
...his post reference 2263575...


Would it kill you to provide links instead of post numbers you... two?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 08:01 am
Two?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 08:05 am
From?
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 08:12 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Two?


Yes, LE: two. I had had the very same idea you nealry have some time as well .... and nearly the same discussion started with the same arguments ...
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 08:46 am
Walt, you have heard this discussion as many times as I have, I think your aware that we are two totally different people. The annoying part in my book is that I see no resemblance in any of our concerns, why is it pursued so much?
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 01:34 pm
spendy you are an intelligent fellow but I dont like when you try and play tricks

its bloody obvious from the style and from the guastave flaubert novel that spendius and matho(s) are different facets of the same persona.

so stop it please

or invent someone else

thanks
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 02:17 pm
I am not Spendius dick head,


You bore the pants off me with your pathetic accusations.


Mathos was simply taken from Mt Athos.


I bet you think Lee Harvey Oswald conspired with the Mafia to kill Kennedy and Diana's car crash was a foul deed by MI6
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margo
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 06:21 pm
Walter Hinteler wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Two?


Yes, LE: two. I had had the very same idea you nealry have some time as well .... and nearly the same discussion started with the same arguments ...


One or two? Doesn't matter! They're equally tedious! Is there some sort of prize? Are they boring for England, or US, or one of those other places?
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 06:32 pm
That's the general idea margo. Your post was so interesting you obviously couldn't bore a three inch hole in the beach sand.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 15 Sep, 2006 09:45 pm
So are yours spendius! Go sit in the bathtub and soak a bit more -
there is a lot of dirt coming from you. Where on earth do you get off
insulting people in that manner? Don't you think for one minute that
you are superior to them - on the contrary, you could learn a lot from
the likes of Lord Ellpus which unfortunately never will penetrate your narrow
mind. I can't believe what an arrogant *** you've become.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 02:20 am
Any comments on this ...

http://i9.tinypic.com/35l87xu.jpg

... in today's The Guardian (page 2 of the Travel section)?
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 04:00 am
Good morning happy people!

x
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 04:48 am
Thanks for that kind 11 o'clock toast, Dorothy!
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 04:49 am
The "not so happy" people don't desserve a good morning?
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 04:59 am
To all you "not so happy" people out there, good morning!

I hope something today cheers you up.

x
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