THE BRITISH THREAD

Still is.

About 12 minutes of play left and them Cockney pillocks are knocking the Scousers about somewhat. Still its not over till the fat lady sings. Is it?

It's no good crying in your beer over the cricket Spendi, we were THRASHED by a far better team. You mentioned 60 million against 20 million as well, (a few pages back, I can't be arsed quoting) actually they played England mate, not Britain, the odds are not so much different at all.

Wilf's mother reckons it's all political anyhow, let them win, or they'll be pulling out the Commonwealth scenario came into it a bit.

Them Cockney's just made it 1-3, the Scousers are getting their noses rubbed in the **** in their own back-yard. Playing good football too the Cockney's. My very best friend Lord Ellpus should be extremely happy today.

I won't be on much either Spendius my old son, got a lot to do and very little time to do it in. Off to the warmth of the Orient on Thursday. If I don't get back on the threads, I'll see you in April some time.

Have a nice Birthday Smorgsi, how old did you say you were, was it fifty nine or something?

About 12 minutes of play left and them Cockney pillocks are knocking the Scousers about somewhat. Still its not over till the fat lady sings. Is it?

It's no good crying in your beer over the cricket Spendi, we were THRASHED by a far better team. You mentioned 60 million against 20 million as well, (a few pages back, I can't be arsed quoting) actually they played England mate, not Britain, the odds are not so much different at all.

Wilf's mother reckons it's all political anyhow, let them win, or they'll be pulling out the Commonwealth scenario came into it a bit.

Them Cockney's just made it 1-3, the Scousers are getting their noses rubbed in the **** in their own back-yard. Playing good football too the Cockney's. My very best friend Lord Ellpus should be extremely happy today.

I won't be on much either Spendius my old son, got a lot to do and very little time to do it in. Off to the warmth of the Orient on Thursday. If I don't get back on the threads, I'll see you in April some time.

Have a nice Birthday Smorgsi, how old did you say you were, was it fifty nine or something?

la la la la

I'm not 59, you cheeky bugger!

...and I'm still gorgeous.

AND I'm younger than you!



NEVER!

Ellpus is going to be crowing soon.

x

Good luck Mathos.

Green Week is a good time to choose.

From the moment you walk into the terminal building to the moment you walk out of it on your return your person is handed over to powers which are unpredictable, uncontrollable and with a capacity to border on the diabolical if not actually to be so.

And what must all your dear friends think of you going to all that trouble and expense and potential danger to avoid their company for two whole months. Are they really that trying?

deleted. we wus robbed.

Anyone around?

I can't sleep.

spendy? Come and talk to me...

you can be grumpy.

x

Want me to rub your back smogie pie?

yes please...

ooh yeah....

a little lower...

ooh, that hit the spot!

x

No talking now.

You just lay there on your big soft bed and let me work a little down under magic.

Is it...

Is it...

okay if I moan a little, DaddyP?

x

Okay now Madame.

That'll be twenty-five pounds please. Cash or American Express.

25 squids!

For what?

You didn't do 'owt!

x

smorgs reacts to the sight of dadpad's member.

Thats for the video smorgie but dont you worry about that now.

Juuuust relaaaax, good girl. atta gir.l Now your gonna have to trust me a little here ok <smile>

That's my 'bloody hell! No wonder they won The Ashes look!

x

Bjesus H Keerist.

Are you kids tying the knot soon, or what ?

Christ spendi, you had me counting up on my abacus. It's three months, not two mate. Green week is an excellent week, I've told you before mate, the burning of a bit of fossil fuel is nothing to worry about. The earth has cycles, it changes and ducks and dives. Climate change at present is part of its present cycle. The Sahara dessert was once a fertile spot teaming in milk and honey. How are you going to blame fossil fuel exhaust emission for that?

Anyhow, I'm going on trivia for a while. Not enough bloody hours in the day of late and Mrs Mathos has been dragging me round Preston shopping centre today, buying clothes for travelling in. They like to shop do women matey, she must have enough clobber to fill six wardrobes and a walk in dressing room, but never anything to wear.

All the best to all of you in case I don't get on so much in the next few days, I could have sworn Smorgsi was coming up 59 as well. Not to worry, she might just want to say she's a bit younger, nowt wrong with that either. I sometimes do it, but I feel guilty after so it isn't worth it.

So about 9.30 on Friday morning Spendi (GMT - which will be 16.30 over there ) I'll be in 'Friends' in Bangkok, getting the works, massage, haircut, shave, manicure, pedicure, facial, and ears. Then Gullivers for a couple of singha beers and a fancy salmon salad platter. Then a good night out in the craziest city on the planet. Three hard days graft this week before I go and then sod it all till I get back.


Have fun!

Shut yer gob, Maythos...

You know I is 49, so stop spreading lies about me pretending to be younger. Some laydees lie about their age - granted... but not smorgs.

D'ya get me?

x

It's totally irrelevant Smorgsi, you could be 63 and a bit for all I know!
What difference would it make anyhow if you were? I never understand why women get all rubbed up about their ages. How on earth do I know if your 49 or not, that was quite a broad statement to make. Sounds to the outsider reading that I was at your Christening or birth even, and I wasn't, was I? I might not even have been born. Spendi gets going on like a demented old shrew when you mention his old age and zimmer frame. I don't give a toss, I can't think of anything I don't do better now than when I was younger :wink:
It's a learning project is life. Two bulls in a big field, the very young one turned to the old bull who was chewing his cud by the stone water trough. "Hey Old Timer," he shouted, "Farmers left the gate open into the cows field, lets run down there quick and have sex with a couple of them beauties."

The old bull smiles, and replies, "Lets walk down and have sex with all of 'em."