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THE BRITISH THREAD

 
 
Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Tue 26 Dec, 2006 03:28 pm
spendius wrote:
Breathing doesn't make a person fat. Scoffing shite is required.
Disgusting spendifluous and wash your mouth out.

(If McTag wishes to try on larger ladies sizes, thats between him and his wardrobe)
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 26 Dec, 2006 04:07 pm
I hadn't realised that Mac wished to try on garments for larger ladies.

It must be my provincial innocence. Do men do that sort of thing in cities?

How popular is it?
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 26 Dec, 2006 04:34 pm
Steve 41oo wrote:
spendius wrote:
Breathing doesn't make a person fat. Scoffing shite is required.
Disgusting spendifluous and wash your mouth out.

(If McTag wishes to try on larger ladies sizes, thats between him and his wardrobe)


Owwww, you little twister Shocked
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Mathos
 
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Reply Tue 26 Dec, 2006 04:46 pm
spendius wrote:
You seem to be not only aware of its existence but also to know enough about it to make those remarks.

It is watched by as many as 18 million Brits, and many more world wide.

Her Majesty is supposed to be a fan. You are insulting a large number of people there old boy.

Some critics have rated it alongside Shakespeare.

I trust your prejudice is not caused by one of its storylines making you squirm in your seat. As Clare would have done had you seen her perform that cynical scene wearing a Christmas hat.

Or is it reverse snobbery? Does your attitude render you posh. Rather an easy way of being posh I should have thought. Much easier than learning how to express yourself more clearly and stylishly.



There may well be 18 million watching the same Spendi, that works out at almost 20% of the population. I rather think the figure falls in line satisfactorily on the percentage of idiots we are bound to be forced to entertain on a regular basis.

As for your utterly ridiculous remark that Her Majesty watches the programme, you must be reading too many copies of The Sun and Hanz Christian Anderson tales. Even the Queen can only laugh so much.

Shakespear, well yes, the meanderings one might consider on a par with Shakespeare in your book would be the Zimmerman chappie. What did I hear him say:-"Well yes everyone thinks theres a message, but I just sing the words that rhyme." You, and you alone could no doubt interpret that as another ploy from a genius.

I wouldn't be familiar with any story line either, thick boy, last time I watched it Ena Sharples was bollocking Len Fairclough when he was a young up and coming builder.

I thought you might have had better taste as well.
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 26 Dec, 2006 04:48 pm
dadpad wrote:
merry merry Brits. I'll have a cold un for you.


Surprisingly - dadpad probably did have a cold un! Get any snow around your way, dp? Coldest Christmas in those parts ever! Fortunately, warmed up a little on Boxing Day, and stopped raining soon enough in Melbourne for the Pommy cricket team to go down in a heap again! And the 700th test wicket as part of a 5-wicket haul for that dodo SKWarne.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Tue 26 Dec, 2006 06:09 pm
McTag wrote:
Steve 41oo wrote:
spendius wrote:
Breathing doesn't make a person fat. Scoffing shite is required.
Disgusting spendifluous and wash your mouth out.

(If McTag wishes to try on larger ladies sizes, thats between him and his wardrobe)


Owwww, you little twister Shocked
yeah sorry.... Very Happy
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 26 Dec, 2006 07:07 pm
and Aussies are going down equally fast this morning! Crying or Very sad
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 26 Dec, 2006 07:29 pm
Come on Steve-

You haven't explained how you knew about the possibility of Mac's trying on outsize ladies garments.

Such an idea would never have entered my head.

If it was true it would be between Mac and his Father Confessor. Wardrobes are inanimate objects.
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 26 Dec, 2006 07:33 pm
margo-

And Hayden has been out twice. And Symonds hasn't worked out what day it is yet.

But they say that the script is for Shane to get a hundred.
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 26 Dec, 2006 07:37 pm
I'm at work - but listening to ABC Radio - when the phone doesn't ring.

So I don't get too much detail.....
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 27 Dec, 2006 12:39 am
Dorothy Parker is NOT fat!

...and we all eat shite sometimes!

x
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 27 Dec, 2006 12:46 am
Morning Smorgiepops, and other correspondents.

I'm going fishing today, in deepest Cheshire.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 27 Dec, 2006 12:50 am
Mornin' McT, et al

Did you have a proper nice Crimbo?

Don't go fishing... what did they ever do to you?

Go to Style country park, as I'll be there with my granddaughter and Bumble (Ma's daft border collie)

I'll meet you for a hot chocolate.

x
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 27 Dec, 2006 06:19 am
spendius wrote:
If it was true it would be between Mac and his Father Confessor. Wardrobes are inanimate objects.
True. But I think he's a Prod. They dont go in for Father Confessors.

I miss Cheshire. Have a nice time in Styal country park Smorgsie. Thats style.

I am off on my bike to

a) check out the Hare for a meal tonight
b) buy 24 400mg Ibuprofen caplets.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 27 Dec, 2006 09:31 am
Was the water wheel working?

Any spinning and weaving going on?

Dont you think Ferguson did a brilliant job in convincing Ronaldo to stay at Old Trafford.

Catch any fish McT? Hope you weren't cruelly hunting them down with dogs.

Could only get 12 200mg caplets. So consuming them at twice the rate.

Any of this making sense?

Stopped off at the Hare and had 2 pints of McMullen's Christmas ale. (Made with chocolate, I kid ye not). Whizzed back on cycle track at high speed, forgetting to post letters.

ok bye
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 27 Dec, 2006 09:53 am
Steve 41oo wrote:
Any of this making sense?


No, Steve. Cheers, though.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 27 Dec, 2006 10:00 am
Steve 41oo wrote:

Any of this making sense?


Certainly - and: "hold your dominion".
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 27 Dec, 2006 10:04 am
Ticomaya wrote:
Steve 41oo wrote:
Any of this making sense?


No, Steve. Cheers, though.
Thanks Tico. Glad we see eye to eye on this one at least.
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 27 Dec, 2006 10:57 am
Steve-

You sound to me like you're beginning along the first turns of the spiral which goes down and down at a faster and faster rate.

You should bear your headache. It is a message from your body. Your pills are a "shoot the messenger" strategy. That is a dangerous thing to do. Your body will eventually say that it has had enough if you continue to use artificial mufflings to its voice.

The cricketers use ice baths in a similar fashion. The fools.

What on earth do you think we were given pain for? How would evolution select in pain if it wasn't necessary. Evolution wastes nothing. Any need for no pain zones are catered for as with a horse's hoof. It can run on ground that big cats and dogpacks can't without risk.

Listen to your body. It doesn't lie. It can't- it's stupid.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Wed 27 Dec, 2006 11:18 am
Mathos wrote:
spendius wrote:
Hey-

Did you see Clare on Corrie {quote]


I can't believe it, you thick, so called well read Yorkshire gobbin watching that programme. You should hang your head in shame, it shows an element of total stupidity being even so much aware of it's existence is bad enough! To allow it broadcasting room in your house is diabolical. The southern one is as bad, East Enders, however my friend Lord Ellpus may find it necessary to watch such trivia in order to keep abreast with the criminal fraternity, he would not watch such tripe for pleasure.

Well thats Christmas near enough over and done with for another 12 months. Got a few coming around this-afternoon and this evening. Back to the grindstone tomorrow for another couple of weeks and then flying off to sunnier climes, did you note that Spendi, flying?

Dorothy

How fat is fat Dorothy?


I "muffin top" in my jeans.
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