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Do you like fish, spends?

It's alright so long as it has no bones in it.

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So you're a piscatarian then?

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I'm an Aquaricorn, but I hate cornflakes, and am not too keen on water, come to think of it.

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Evenin' ellpus...

I'm one of those too, but I like cornflakes (with hot milk)

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Hello smorgasbord.

Some like it hot. Very Marilyn.

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I've just googled "Aquaricorn" and found Thtanley, the lithping athtrologer.

......."Thomeone who ith born on the cuthp, between Aquariuth and Capricorn, and taketh qualitieth from both Aqua (water) and corn (horn)."

I must confess, I do get rather aroused when swimming. No wonder I keep scraping my doo dah when I get to the shallow end.

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I'm sick of being a seasoned member now...

I've earned my stripes, don't you think?

Two years of postings and I'm still only seasoned.

It's snot fair Twisted Evil

I've never caused any trouble, always behaved with the utmost decorum, always posted quality, thought provoking stuff - 'are wooden spoons unhygienic' for example.

I think the Mods should consider the member as a whole, not just the number of posts. I'm going to start a petition!

It's quality, not quantity!

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smorgs wrote:

It's quality, not quantity!

True ...

... but in the meantime, why don't you join Mathos over in the Trivia & Word Games Forum for about a week? That ought to do it for ya!

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Lord Ellpus wrote:

I've just googled "Aquaricorn" and found Thtanley, the lithping athtrologer.

......."Thomeone who ith born on the cuthp, between Aquariuth and Capricorn, and taketh qualitieth from both Aqua (water) and corn (horn)."

I must confess, I do get rather aroused when swimming. No wonder I keep scraping my doo dah when I get to the shallow end.

You're always bragging about the size of your doo dah, Ellpus...

We've only got your word for it!

I, on the other hand, scrape my doo dah(s) in the deep end, 'specially after a spot of 'heavy petting' (remember that?)

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smorgs wrote:

I think the Mods should consider the member as a whole, not just the number of posts. I'm going to start a petition!

It's quality, not quantity!

I'll sign that, immediately.

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Thank you, Walter

You're a gent.

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Well, that'll stop me from talking about the size of anybody's doo dah's compared to

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smorgs wrote:

I think the Mods should consider the member as a whole, not just the number of posts. I'm going to start a petition!
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You do realise that there are certain tests and challenges that you have to endure, before becoming a fully fledged Vet?

Are you willing to go through the initiation ceremony, for instance?

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I'm game...

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.....I'll get the goat then.

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I'll get changed into me trackies...

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You'd better wear spikes, as he can run quite fast.

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Don't worry, I'll catch him!

I can move pretty fast for a fat bird...

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smorgs wrote:

McT, fishing is daft - and shouldn't be called a sport, as it is in no way 'sporting'. It's cruel and unecessary. You should put your tackle to better use!

And I don't care what anybody says - I think fishing stinks, fish feel pain you know...

You should remember that next time you chose to put a hook in a living creatures mouth, just for the hell of it!

phew! That's a load off...

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Spendi would feel pain, if you pulled out his nose hair or his fingernails...

But you'd still do it, wouldn't you? Rolling Eyes

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Smorgs....You're funny, you know that?

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