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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:12 am
And the one on the left seems to be thinking, "Check out that ass!"
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:14 am
Smutty swans!

How British!

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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:15 am
smorgs wrote:
This is a view of my back yard in daylight, just beyond the shed...

(dates wrong)

[img]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/smorgs777/PIC_0040.jpg[/IMG]


What date?
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/lordellpus/PIC_0040.jpg
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:16 am
You clever bastard!

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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:16 am
Pay attention, Lord.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:17 am
smorgs wrote:
You clever bastard!

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I am NOT clever!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:18 am
I second that.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:22 am
Actually, smorgs's photo is very similar to one I took in Oz.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/lordellpus/PIC_0040-1.jpg
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:31 am
Negro swans? Does snood know about these creatures?
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Mathos
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:36 am
IMPORTANT NOTICE


It has been brought to our notice that Spendi is quite elderly.

Consequently, I propose that we give him the benefit of the doubt with regards to his insinuations and contrary approach to ourselves and other visitors to the thread.

That we treat him with sympathetic considerations to all of his outspoken remarks.

That we ensure he is content and reasonably happy in his advanced years.

From here-on, we refer to him, not simply as 'Father Spendi' but;

DAD

Is any established regular contributor to the British Thread, willing to second the proposition?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:43 am
I'll go along with that, Mathos, and, might I add, I am thrilled to death to be a regular contributor to "The British Thread".
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:59 am
Ms smorgs wrote-

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But I knew you would take exeption to 'average' (tee hee)


Well- I have been measured up when making an effort and according to official statistics I'm above average and a critically astute scientist did the measuring.

I can spell exception too (tee hee).
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 12:03 pm
spendius wrote:
...and a critically astute scientist did the measuring.


Spare us the details.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 01:07 pm
spendius wrote:
Ms smorgs wrote-

Quote:
But I knew you would take exeption to 'average' (tee hee)


Well- I have been measured up when making an effort and according to official statistics I'm above average and a critically astute scientist did the measuring.

I can spell exception too (tee hee).


What's a little 'c' between friends Pappa spends?

You still don't know the spacing rules after a comma, so you can't be THAT clever.

You do, however, have a massive bonce...

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Mathos
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 02:19 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I'll go along with that, Mathos, and, might I add, I am thrilled to death to be a regular contributor to "The British Thread".



That's real neighbourly of you Gus, I could always tell you were the perfect gentleman. Now if any of these cockney lads who visit this thread from time to time start upsetting you, you just let Mathos know and I'll kick the **** out 'em and then some more. Daddy Spendi has to be excluded, we can't be seen to be 'grandpa bashing' on these pages. I'm sure you will understand that.

Motion carried folk.. From here-on we treat Daddy Spendi as our 'golden oldie' and show respect for his advanced years.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 02:40 pm
But can't we indulge in just a little 'elder abuse' over the festive season?

Remember that advert that had an 'elder lemon' in it? I think it was for lemsip.

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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 02:47 pm
To return for a moment to my earlier post (and hopefully normal sized pages)-

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The paradox of "hypermobility" was set out in 1999 in an OECD report by the London professor John Adams. It stated that while mobility might be "liberating and empowering" for individuals, it was debilitating for society as a whole.

Hypermobility disperses communities, weakens social ties, polarises rich and poor areas, renders people less friendly, more obese and disinclined to discipline their young. In a hypermobile society, neighbours no longer know each other. Such mobility leads to what the American sociologist Robert Putnam calls "the death of civic space".


One might argue that talk of mundane Yo-yo lifestyles is nothing but a self-justification for those in the in the role of "sucker" of those bureaucracies which supply and organise the Yo-yoing.

And that the whole business is an attempt to kidnap the finer things in life (no work, soft beds, pots of ale and voluptuous women) in favour of philistinism or to sideline spirituality for the benefit of crass materialism.

Going a little further one might get to wondering if the problems mentioned in the quote from OECD are not deliberately designed in order to provide "clients" (victims has been used in some works) for certain professions and interest groups.

If those aspects of Yo-yoism OECD lists are true functions of the condition then anti-social behaviour seems to be axiomatic and thus requires treatment by the very same group who have generated the invidious comparisons and the envy by presenting Yo-yoinks in a favourable light and their lifestyle choice something to be emulated akin to goading a starving man with a plate of delicious grub.

It is well known that active socialists have more power and influence in deprived areas and thus have a vested interest in maintaining the deprivation. The poorest areas have the largest socialist majorities.

The so-called caring professions need problem clients to exercise their authority over and derive a living from and what better way could be found than rendering the lower paid dissatisfied with their lot by continually parading the Yo-yo lifestyle in a rose-tinted mirror and implying that those who don't share it are failures.

Not that there is anything wrong, of course, with the pursuit of self-interest.

It is simply much healthier to recognise what one is about rather than offering oneself as a paragon of virtue.

There are many learned books written on the subject of the medical profession's objective being to give everyone a sub-lethal chronic illness which, as one would expect, they are there to minister to at extortionate rates.

There are doctors and nurses who work in poor regions of the world for little or no money and in horrendous conditions who could be said to have the interests of their fellow man in mind rather than their own personal enrichment. 40 quid for having a tooth out and 200 for a night visit is a bit much.

After all we hardly want our society to be "debilitated" do we.

Or do we?
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 03:01 pm
spendius wrote:

Well- I have been measured up when making an effort and according to official statistics I'm above average...
What?
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Mathos
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 03:03 pm
Daddy Spendi has spoken, did anyone on the f'ing planet understand a bleeding word of it?
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 03:37 pm
spendius wrote:
Ms smorgs wrote-

Quote:
But I knew you would take exeption to 'average' (tee hee)


Well- I have been measured up when making an effort and according to official statistics I'm above average and a critically astute scientist did the measuring.

I can spell exception too (tee hee).


There are plenty of educated and intelligent people on this site spendius but you seem to be the only one who feels the need to brag about it.
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