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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 10:30 am
Loving my new avatar, Ellpus.

Can you put some tinsel round your rod, Maythos old chap?

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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 10:32 am
smorgs, I am sorry to hear about the loss of your Christmas tree, but I was wondering if you could give me some details about that brick wall in the photo.

What is the wall's purpose? Is that your back yard? I find the relationship of the wall to the building rather unusual and would like more information.

Must be an English thing.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 10:33 am
I'll show you my back yard, smorgs, if you show me yours.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 10:42 am
Noooooooo!!!

I've seen it, Sarah. Stay away from the light.....grey wrinkly thing!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 10:45 am
Let's keep our darkest secrets to ourselves, Lord.

There are other forums for us to continue this.

Shall we meet at Nakedfarmers.com?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 10:47 am
That's too slow. I much prefer "Buttocks 'R' us".
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 10:48 am
It's a British thing, Gus old bean...

It's THE SHED!

No British garden is complete without the ubiquitus SHED!

That wall, is behind the SHED!

I don't live in THE SHED, I live in A HOUSE, made of bricks...

Bet you're going to post a picture of your 'back yard' and it's going to be a fecking prairie!

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[img]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/smorgs777/PIC_0097.jpg[/IMG]
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 10:52 am
Not a prarie, Sarah. What he's thinking of posting contains a lot more dung than that!
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 10:53 am
Look at the state of me shed!

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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 10:57 am
Here is part of my backyard, and some have compared it to Lord's, but I would never accept that.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 10:58 am
AN ODE TO MY SHED.

By smogsie

Oh, shed, thou were big and grand
Stored bikes, trikes and my baby grand
You are now vacant and bare
No Christmas decorations lay there
You were gutted by a chaff
Of everything you had
But shed, my own shed, I still care...
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 10:58 am
Is that a generator in smorg's shed? How did the burglars miss that?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:00 am
Gus,

Seeing your beautiful garden makes me feel 100% better...

Can I come and read on your bench?

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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:00 am
smorgs, since I have submitted mine in the light, I would expect you to do the same.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:01 am
And you are welcome to sit on my bench anytime you would like.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:02 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
smorgs, since I have submitted mine in the light, I would expect you to do the same.


It's 17.00 gmt, Gus...

It's as dark as a Nun's....

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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:03 am
Ok... you're off the hook.

I just thought you might have some old photos laying around, such as I had, but, again, you are British and such a thought may not have occurred to you.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:06 am
Ye be a cheeky old bugger, Gus

There's nothing to take a photo of!

It's a rented house, just a bit of lawn and some trees...

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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:08 am
This is a view of my back yard in daylight, just beyond the shed...

(dates wrong)

[img]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/smorgs777/PIC_0040.jpg[/IMG]
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:12 am
I wonder what that swan on the right sees right below the surface. I bet he sees a frog.

Look at him! He seems to be thinking, "Ok, frog....prepare to die."
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