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I bought a new mascara today...

if anyone's interested...

Crying or Very sad

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smorgs wrote:

I bought a new mascara today...

if anyone's interested...

Ellpus recites his mantra.....

Abbot ale.
Snake and pygmy pie.
Football.
Cricket.
Baywatch.
Snooker.
Ommmmmm....Ommmmm

(repeat as necessary)

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It's a bit dodgy getting emotional about dead horses.

There's a lot of sobbing to be done that way.

It suggests a mass need to find emotional outlets to me. Possibly the guilt involved in the industry in which she works.

I'd like to see you Mac being trained like they train racehorses. That would be funny.

With smorgs riding you up the finishing straight after 3 miles and ten fences in heavy going with a Gold Cup and £100 grand at stake and neck and neck with Mathos piloted by Clary.

Digging deep they call it on the commentary.

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If I were riding you spends, I'd be done for excessive use of the whip...

Twisted Evil

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smorgs wrote:

If I were riding you spends, I'd be done for excessive use of the whip...

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nah he'd gladly pay extra for that

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SPENDI SAID:-

With smorgs riding you up the finishing straight after 3 miles and ten fences in heavy going with a Gold Cup and £100 grand at stake and neck and neck with Mathos piloted by Clary.

Listen '****-for-brains,' you'd be well advised to let sleeping dogs lie!

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Hiya Mathos!

Are you well chuck?

xxx

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Yay!

LOOK!

I'ts my A2K birthday!

I'm two today!

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smorgs wrote:

I bought a new mascara today...

if anyone's interested...

I bought myself one of these on Friday

http://www.bromptonbicycle.co.uk/

put it in the car and spent a happy weekend cycling around Oxford.

(Well a bit anyway...took me several hours to get the hang of unfolding the bike)

I am very interested in your mascara smorgypie, what colour is it?

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Smashing thanks smorgsi, me old love, and it's right nice to see you up and about, so to speak. I see you were in work today, so realised your on the way up.

Take care lass and keep that daft Spendi in check, he can't go five bloody minutes without having a go at someone.

Gave him a nice EW winner today though, he probably made a few quid and got in his low life, ale house, watering trough earlier than usual.

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Mathos, I so wanted to put a bet on today - couldn't get to the bookies due to Union Meeting (everybody out). But I will on the next one...

Steve, It's brown/black, black looks a bit too dark on me. But thanks for your interest - I think those bikes were reviewed on The Gadget Show (last week) as well.

Don't fall off!

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well what an amazing co incidence, my new bike is brown/black too.

Its got a six speeds, dynamo lights, rear carrier, folds up so you can put it in your pocket...almost and er well I'm dead chuffed.

Infact will now cycle to the Cock (yes I know its dark wet and windy...thats the best bit) for a pint of McMullens 'Stag' bitter...will post on return...ready steady gone

(what do you want...too late

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and here I am back already

actually bottled it... :oops

didnt want to get it wet

and its dark

and leaves about

and I might fall off and hurt myself

so change of plan

gonna walk.

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Very sensible...

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Don't be so bloody soft, I reckon you miss the pub to avoid getting a round in Stevie boy:- You cockney's are as tight as a ducks arse, and that's waterproof!

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It's only waterproof where Northerners are concerned, 'cos every time we make the mistake of treating them to a pint of Fullers, they tend to fall over or get arrested.

If they served your beer in the pubs down here, I would gladly buy you a pint, safe in the knowledge that you could handle it.

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Mathos wrote-

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Gave him a nice EW winner today though, he probably made a few quid and got in his low life, ale house, watering trough earlier than usual.

Are you kidding. One finished 2nd at 5 to 2, one finished 5th and the other 12th.

Nice is hardly appropriate unless being in the workhouse is nice.

£10 EW cost £60 for a return of £16 and a bit return. Loss £44.

Nice he says. Are you a bookie Mathos?

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Steve 41oo wrote:

smorgs wrote:
I bought a new mascara today...

if anyone's interested...

I bought myself one of these on Friday

http://www.bromptonbicycle.co.uk/

put it in the car and spent a happy weekend cycling around Oxford.

(Well a bit anyway...took me several hours to get the hang of unfolding the bike)

I am very interested in your mascara smorgypie, what colour is it?

Well that's most impressive, is that. Aye.

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McTag wrote:

Well that's most impressive, is that. Aye.

And to get it in exchange for an antique Renault! C'est délirant!

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spendius wrote:

£10 EW cost £60 for a return of £16 and a bit return. Loss £44.

Nice he says. Are you a bookie Mathos?

I don't come twisting your arm up your back idiot, I gave you three tips, I pointed out I fancied Prescani to even win. It came 2nd my price was 9/2.

Not a bad win for a decent bet Spendi.

If I could give you 3 tips and all three came up matey, I'd be running a syndicate.

My pots showing a tidy profit for the last two months. A mate of mine who gives me the odd tips is £68K up since January of this year, he invests heavily, more than I would even spend on a flight to Thailand, he can place on one wager. That is is choice, I found money to hard to earn to risk it at those levels. Bit of a flutter and ending up in profit at the end of the year is fun, if your showing signs of loosing, stay away, it's that simple.

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