Evenin' Mathos.
There's nothing guaranteed to cheer me up much more than watching someone chase a chicken and it's also one of Rocky's favorite ways to get fit and fast on his feet before a big fight.
x
Nice one Dorothy, it's all good fun, for the spectators!
SPENDI
Just as a matter of interest, do you ever celebrate, birthdays, christmas etc. or are you a perpetual miserable pillock?
Mathos wrote-
Quote:Hey Spendi, do you want to join our club?
Nah thanks. I don't chase chickens. Chubby pink old broilers is more my style. The kit sounds interesting though. Travels With Your Aunt. That's proper adventure. Test your steely nerves.
Being offered a boiled sweet by a programmed stewardess to stop my ears popping is a bit back to the nursery.
Have you heard the one about the "Hey Mister- d'ya wanna buy a duck?
Or the one about the tourist sex-maniac running out of money in an Egyptian house of ill repute.
spendius wrote:
This corner of the world I'm in is plenty big enough for me.
BTW- I would prefer it if you ceased to like me thank you very much.
Yes, I kind of suspected that. But I'll like who I like, and you can like it or lump it.
I bet in real life you are a leading light in your local Rotary or Lions, are a volunteer Father Christmas for the local kids' parties and sing in a barbershop quartet.
Your pal
McT
Your inventions do you proud Mac. None of them would ever be close to the surface of my subconscious.
W.C. Fields is nearer. We hate clubs and especially those which pretend to collect for charities and we hate Christmas as well and kids should be seen and not heard and preferably be shunted off to boarding schools.
Mac.................Your a gentleman!
Hey did anyone like my Guy Mitchell song?
Does anyone remember it? Hits of the 50's ... he was a very big star here, in the era of Johnnie Ray and Rosemary Clooney, Mitch Miller, all that.
Never really liked Mitchell. But nowadays, for a change ...
Some bad news:
To be replaced by Gourmet Burger Kitchen(sic!)!
http://www.pieshop.co.uk/
"Guy Mitchell" Deep gravelly type voice, 'Lavenders Blue Dilly Dilly'
SPENDI
Stop being a grumpy little **** with everybody, it is needless and does not become you at all.
You need to say sorry to Lord Ellpus too, upsetting that inoffensive London Gentleman, you should be ashamed of yourself!
How's smorgsi as well, it's concerning that she hasn't been about this week. Trust your ok smorgsi?
Like the scorpion with its sting
Or like Gollum with his Ring
Spendy needs all his bile to get off on
If no carping, then no Spends
Like a tale that never ends
So I hope he keeps on posting here, and often.
Hiya Mac-
Are you back
Frae 'avink crack
On't Yankee track?
Wor id grand
When ship did land
An' in yer hand
Nobbut sand.?
I've bin 'ere
Supping beer
Back in't rear
And in good cheer.
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I hope the Custom's men looked up you know where with a big torch and your hat falling off due to the laws of Gravity.
Happy Birthday spendy!
Really hope you have a time day at your party, please save me some cake.
Sarah
x
I'll be back on soon, just resting...
I want a time day too. Wot bout me? :wink:
Hey Smorgs, get well soon.
McT
Hi, McT! Did you recuperate from the jet lag?
Quote:Really hope you have a time day at your party
What the hell was that!
It's the drugs you know!
Hi McT - so happy you're back...
x
I, too, am happy you're back Sarah!
Bon jour Francis.
Nice to see you on line smorgsi, take your time lass, plenty of rest and good old cups of tea.
Evenin' gang. Is it just me sat here all on my Jack Jones this Saturday night then?
What is a "Jack Jones," DP?
